Pentagon warns of alien mothership in space

[sharkbait_ooohaha]

"We came to overthrow your world government"
Fantastic, we're all in.

[Kenj]

Aliens fly by Earth with their windows rolled up and their doors locked.

[jacobvirtz]

I don't think the government realizes that if aliens do invade we might side with them.

[cvdirecto]

At this point instead of a rapture it would be a rescue mission.

[positivelynegative]

Wake me up if they make direct contact.

[milhousevanhoutan]

They gonna end this miserable existence or do I still have to go to work tomorrow?

[acleus]

Mothership? Damn, even the aliens cant afford to move out on their own

[maanihamskii]

If aliens show up and the government says they're bad....they are probably cool

[healingisamess]

u know groceries are too expensive when u don’t even give a shit about a potential alien invasion; did u say mothership? i couldn’t hear u bc my eggs are $12

[SpeedyJoe.]

I like how the government thinks we gonna freak out, but no one gives a f***k

[DrPokemon]

The mothership is the least of our worries.

[Revy]

the fact that we are all collectively like “ok, and?” about this is WILD😂😂😂😂

[dmitchell]

Aliens: "Take me to your leader"
Humans: " Only if you agree to take them with you!"

[kilam]

They giving out face value info like we’re supposed to over react

[Alexander-uzqk]

Aliens: take me to your leader
Regular civ: nah fam fuck that you don’t wanna meet em trust me, but I’ll be happy to pack a bag and just roll with y’all

[yewgave]

His reaction is the same as 99% of the population 😂

[Jin-pmoi]

you know something is wrong on earth when pentagon is trying to distract you using aliens

[RanmaYagami]

"Hey I know there's an alien invasion, buuut... you're still coming into work tomorrow, right?"

[Pooh]

I need confirmation before I pay my rent next month frfr🤷🏾‍♀️🙄🤣🤣

[redline]

Every time the government does something suspicious or stupid asf they say "Hey, look an alien!"