I call this one sour patch seance #shorts

Satisfying carpet repairs and stories

#shorts

[KialIrvin]

Through fire and suger, the curse has planted itself as the black spot imprinted into very fibers of carpet. The carpet guy shows up with his razor glue and wave induction tool, and not a moment to soon! The Ethereal planes begin to unleash its unholy melted hardened crust and discoloration upon the room. that once held many happy memories, but is now only seen as the blemished mistakes of the past and inevitable grounding of the foreseeable future. Carpet guy knew he had to act fast. he stepped out of the crisp Halloween air into the house of horrors. the once vibrant air moving now air now stands still. The carpet guy moves forward into the arterial light, just then the door slams closed behind him. Carpet guy swallows but it feels like he has a 1970s shag carpet in he's throat. He finds his nerves and presses on making it to the cursed room were he sees the cursed spot. "I've repaired worse then this before" he mumbles to himself. he starts to make a cut to remove the curse but it doesn't cut. carpet guys eyes darts to this anomaly, and he inspects his razor. It was dull!! "How could this be", he says to himself. " I must have put a new blade in" carpet guy says as he flips the blade around to the shape side. He then stabs straight through the carpet and starts carving it out the hell mark. once the carpet was removed he saw the portal went straight down to padding with a quick cut and a little glue, the spot dissappeare

[boiboi]

This man really proves there's an audience for everything

[homiedoesstuff]

Better story than most Netflix originals

[mila_wasnt_here]

"children of high fructose corn syrup"
lollll had me dyinggg

[headlight_fluid]

At what point does anyone think "yeah imma light that gummy on fire" 😂😂😂

[hope]

As a sour patch kid, I can confirm we hosted a funeral for the large purple gummy.

[stunninglll]

The best carpet guy to ever exist. I wish everyone was so into their work as you! Keep it up because in 100 years time their will already be a legacy told about the great and humble carpet hero. I wish you the best carpet guy. From all the way over in Australia!

[toasteetoasteroftoastiness]

They sacrificed the sour patch kid to summon the sour patch god and smite humanity

[SoyYoErick]

80s: Children of the Corn
2000s: Children of the High-Fructose Corn Syrup

[mariuscezarungureanu]

I was eating sour patch kids while watching this

[eminussleepus]

He is so chill about it like they didn’t ruin the carpet

[yuki_sketches]

“Sacrificial sour patch kids seance?” I need to try that! 😃

[sneeebl]

"was this some kind sacrificial sour patch kid seance" made my soul jump for no reason at all

[theunloadedrpg]

children of high fructose corn syrup had me😂

[TAKEMYKOKOPUFFS]

Me watching this as I eat sour patch kids : . . . Wtf-

[justjxlie]

“Is this some sacrificial sour patch kid seance?”

Edit: so since people are making fun of my spelling, I finally corrected myself. And I don’t wanna be that one person but ty for the likes <3
Edit 2: but LMAO WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jackhughesonelove]

This took me back to when we sacrificed a sour patch kid I science class

[republish]

Nice SKILL DUE!

Keep showing your CRAFT!

[capybaralover]

Me watching this while actually eating sour patch kids-

[Garg-Go-Boom]

Not him putting music in from are you afraid of the dark. Brings back so many memories!