Crazy Taxi, Let Me Stop You Right There - Delayed Input with Kyle Bosman

This actually isn't a Crazy Taxi takedown video, it's kinda just assorted GAAS thoughts.

Subtitles by Screaming Argonaut

[Taikomo]

Kyle, I come from the future, and about that bet... let me stop you right there.

[Raebo]

"Lock it in. See you in 2027."
So you ARE saying that you'll be doing this show at least until 2027. Cool beans.

[DangerSimmons]

Kyle stopping himself is the best bit of this episode.

[Butwhythough]

A smart way to do a modern Crazy Taxi game is simple: Taxis vs Rideshares

[superbro]

I for one, think we can go further with the "Purple Taxi Faction" concept:
- Make them drive limos exclusively
- Their company logo, and branding you see is those pink fuzzy dice
- You can only listen to Sega Arcade-era jazz music tracks
- The patrons they pickup for rides have British accents (Britain = posh, high society of course)
- Your create a character *must* wear a top hat, monocle, or pocket watch. Non-negotiable

[ColorMeDoubleZ]

Thanks other kyle for stopping kyle right there.

[Entertainment]

I think this is one of the best structured episodes in the history of Delayed Input.

[axxa]

Instead of cops, this Crazy Taxi should've made them autonomous taxis, or an in-game version of Uber/Lyft as a rival company

[Celicagame]

That Nice Fat Tushies joke NEVER gets old

[quagthias]

It's 2027, Kyle has to take a break from the set of his miniseries to film Mucho eating Mario. When asked what he's doing he just says, "this is for chat."

[zippypatrick]

The dark prince of our hearts is back with another banger 🎉

[Tiwill]

Something about Kyle's unique humor, creativity and outlook on video games just makes me so happy that he's still around making these videos. I think alongside Vinesauce, he's the content creator I've been watching the longest (the phrase "lower your ababappa" lives rent free in my head), so I get some sort of irreplaceable comforting nostalgia with every new video. Don't know why I felt like typing this now, but thanks for still being the best in the biz ten years later, Kyle.

[JohnGuyJohn]

Ben Hanson *seething* at that cold open

[Edgemaster]

Kyle, let me stop you right there. That's the shiny shirt that impresses me.

[WhyYouWahYoo]

Instantly my new favorite Delayed Input cold open, holy shit

[Bosshands]

"kyle lemme stop you right there " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Traibaze]

So instead of paying a fare to ride in a taxi in the real world, I get to pay a fee to drive a taxi in a virtual world? Sounds like a winning formula!

[thatoneguy]

This was the wrong episode to watch in church …without headphones …on full blast.

[Cheesewiz]

Can't tell if shirt is evolving every episode or this is some kind of "Super Shirt" technology Kyle has developed hahaha

[matt]

Let me stop you right there, that was one of the best Delayed Inputs ever