Stupid Nintendo Games

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Lyrics by Scott Wozniak & Nicholas Karr

Main Channel: @ScottTheWoz
Second Channel: @ScottsStash

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What a vocal and musical evolution from the Madden song.

myriadmediamusings

Scott gradually getting better at singing makes me so happy.

joechill

Most genius lyrical choice was when he rhymed sex with gex. Had me all emotional truly a masterpiece of a song

lizalcain

This is why there should be a Scott the Woz musical

Xyloin

“I shouldn’t dwell. I’ve got no sex to sell. Take ‘em all and distribute ‘em and you’re spreading Wii Play! It’s so swell these extra copies extra BAN YOU FROM HELL! I’ve got a FlingSmash to play every single day. Stupid Nintendo games!” This verse is peak music, I love it so much.

harpuavids

We need to see Scott rapping, that'd be hilarious.
He's done grunge rock, comedic music, and other things, but he hasn't really done rap. I feel like it'd be a "so bad it's good" endeavor, and if he incorporated his musical comedy demonstrated in Stupid Nintendo Games, it would be a fun thing.

pastalight

Love how often the Guy Game suit gets reused lol

parker

[Verse 1]
Over 15, 000 games to try
To discuss and later shelve
The consistency
Alphabetically
And Player's Choice can go to hell
The size and shape of discs and carts
For an hour or so I'll talk
I swipe right on them
'Til both my thumbs are stems
'Cause everyday's Fat Tuesday in my heart

[Bridge]
The world doesn't get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
But it's their loss for they
Got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace

[Verse 2]
I'm on a quest
To address all the requests
Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
We have been blessed
No time to rest
I've got a lot to address
You don't need sex
This is better anyways
It's stupid Nintendo games

(Spoken)
It may be hard to find a place to start
So might I suggest?
Not that

(Verse 3)
Might I suggest a Geist to start things out?
Then moving on to Pac N' Roll
Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever's left at Kohl's
Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste
If you said Madden '09 and skin
Get the f*ck out of my face
Tell me that you understand
As a vegan it fits my diet plan
They make for great Target trends
As long as I’m not having sex
You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex

[Verse 4]
I shouldn't dwell (I shouldn't dwell)
I've got no sex to sell
Take 'em all and distribute 'em
And you're spreading Wii Play
It's so swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell
I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day(doo-doo)
Stupid Nintendo games

[Verse 5]
I must confess (I must confess)
I might be slightly obsessed
How could I not be?
Have you've seen these?
I've got no shame to blame
If you're down and feeling blue
And life crops in around you
There's a solution for all that pollution diluting your brain
Stupid Nintendo games!

AfonsoMais

1:02 me not knowing who Kendrick Lamar is and not giving a shit

Flabber_Gaster

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BLUE BORDER WITH THIS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

MasterMarx

0:21 Drawn to Life fans when they see their favorite ancient, forgotten game rotting on a big YouTuber's shelf for like 1 second:

psychopianist

At this rate, episode 300 is gonna have songs performed by a live orchestra

Jettingson

This gives you the vibe that this is from an adult cartoon where they are currently being held at gunpoint by mario to promote nintendo in a tv ad.

SophisticatedWaffle

Always felt the beginning up until 1:07 would work really well as the theme song/intro to his TV show

a_guy_in_orange

This is my favorite Scott the Woz song. It's a shame the Spotify version doesn't have the "tell me that you understand" part. Sam's line is the best

tommymaxey