The Capitalistic & Religious Reasons Why Breakfast is the 'Most Important Meal of the Day'

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day", we've all heard over the years. But is it really? The short answer is no. The long answer somehow involves masturbation.

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[vaudevillianvicarious]

I eat when I'm hungry. Never hungry in the morning.

[deus_ex_machina_]

You neglected an important factor for Kellogg's developing cornflakes. Kellogg was a 7th Day Advantist who wanted to create a satisfying vegetarian offering for patients at an infirmary who may not be able to chew.