Drake Is Embarrassing Himself

Also talking about J. Cole's embarrassing Grippy verse

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All editing by Austen unless there's another credit above.

[josephmillich]

Hey There Delilah came out May 9th, 2006. In typical Drake fashion, of course he samples it a month after it turned 18.

[Anthonycheesman]

You know it’s not a good sign when people assume a song is fake cuz it’s so bad.

[edd]

Plain White Tees: "2 more years and you'll be done with school"

Drake: "I felt that🥺"

[throwwway]

Drake just saw a bunch of rappers making fun of him and wanted to be included

[woodengamer]

Kendrick put a Baba Yaga ass curse on J Cole and Drake 💀

[Wiild_The_Fiire]

Hey there Delilah was released in 2006... So it's now 18 years old...

[neverhowever]

in seems that drake, in the wake of recent criticism, has changed his behavior by switching to appropriating white culture

[nam]

Kendrick took all of their rapping abilities forever

[FawnElisheva]

I feel like Drake's Shame gland dried out somewhere between "you say you a lesbian girl, me too" and "highschool pics you were bad then"

[syra]

Dot called it, "them superpowers getting neutralized i can only watch in silence"

[twocows]

When I got bullied as a young boy I didn’t know how to handle it so I would start doing voices, making jokes and trying to act like I was laughing WITH my attackers. Really just throwing anything at the wall trying not to burst out in tears. Seeing Drake’s weird behavior makes me feel like I’m watching old memories. I can't confirm that’s what he’s doing, but that’s what it feels like to me.

[ralphisjustbetter]

"I was gonna kill a couple rappers but they did it to themselves"

[calvinnguyen]

Drake pretending like he’s unfazed is so rich. This is the same guy that got mad about a joke about vegan cookies. No one malds like Drake malds.

[ExInfinity]

It’s like in Avatar the Last Airbender when Aang took away Ozai’s fire bending. Kendrick took the rapping straight outta them.

[ApocalypseMoose]

"Drake covering a Plain White Tees song"

We're not in Hell because even Hell would not be this cruel.

[Gooberphonk]

Drake is typing up a lengthy Vegan Baklava Recipe for Fantano as we speak

[humersompsen]

kendrick blackmailed drake to release that track there is no other viable explanation

[RSG_TheMonster]

Delilah must be 17 for Drake to be making a song about her!

[xgrdm]

I'm one of Drake's lost kids

[YvngDuckSauce]

How you get called a culture vulture and immediately put on a fake accent?😂