Xmas Presents for People You Hate

Lyrics:
An air horn for their kid
Creepy statues for their lawn
A #1 Boss mug
Even though they lost their job

Specific self-help books
Sketchy pills to lose some weight

These are the xmas presents for the people that you hate.
Oh! This year’s junk
Try your luck
Letting people know they suck
With crappy gifts
Start some riffs
Don’t sue me if this turns out poorly.
Fake air pods
An untrained dog
This necklace that’s a spleen
Everyone has enemies
Shake up this quarantine

An old tape of their school play
Where they threw up and ran off stage
Or an apple product box
That contains a pair of socks

If they think the Earth is flat
Get them a nice round globe
Or a vintage pair of moon shoes
Enjoy those broken bones

Oh! This year’s junk
Try your luck
Letting people know they suck
With crappy gifts
Start some riffs
Socially distanced ha-tred!

Cat hair crafts
Infected Bats
Weird 50s cuisine
Overly personal graphic tees
And of course Covid-19!

Music:

[ChristianNeace]

You're like Radiohead. There's no telling what you're going to put out next. I'll have to remember some of these gift ideas for next year lol

[sandersjudith]

Love it! So clever. Satisfying if you feel a passing Grinch-y mood.

[cameroncorp]

Wdym I would love creepy garden gnomes