Typography | Cave Johnson Lemons

Most epic quote by Cave Johnson. Made with Adobe After Effects

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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Few screns from video: (well, u can use it for wallies if quality enough ^^)

[OFS_Razgriz]

J K Simmons is such an amazing voice actor. The emotion in his voice, as if he really is a man fearing death and getting angry at his inability to overcome it, is astounding.

[MusicIhave]

Lol, a grenade lemon...a 'lemonade'

[tescoelvis]

"Oh I like this guy" "he says what we're all thinking"

[flashfancampbell]

Guys... you realize J.K. Simmons had to read this in the recording booth *without* laughing?

[PyroGothNerd]

Fun facts: Lemons actually are flammable.
A combustible Lemon is possible.

[Xaxp]

Cave Johnson is the kind of man who can know exactly what he's doing and somehow have no unearthly idea at the same time.

[MsDestroyer]

this made me laugh the first time i heard it while GLaDos was saying "YEAH! YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! YEAH!" ah.. Caroline...

[walmaker]

Life: This... is a lemon.
Cave: Dear god...
Life: There's more.
Cave: No.

[cavejohnson]

Alright, Who gave you my Personal Recordings.

[TheNat]

To this day, "Dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" is my main philosophy when shit hits the fan lol

[magentas]

My favorite part:

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... ...WITH THE LEMONS!"

[tazaycharla]

Guy sounds like he's about to break down and cry at any point, especially at "Do you know who I am!?". I mean, he was bankrupt, losing his company, dying, and at this point had lost any and all positivity for anything and was furiously venting. A lot of stuff in Portal 1 and 2 is actually quite sad and disturbing if you pay attention

[MadameMishka]

I will gladly invest in the combustible lemon manufacturing business

[justsomejerseydevilwithint]

"I don't want LEMONS. I want pictures of *_SPIDERMAN!!!"_*

[tythorn]

When I try to become president, this is going to be the speech I use to motivate and convince people to vote for me.

[lancejburns]

I love how J K Simmons had to fake a cough because he was having so much fun with this line that he kept laughing

[pyruszero]

I worked for cave Johnson and I invented the combustible lemon. Now all I have to do is find life's house

[swordsmancs]

The delivery of “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” is amazing

The pure rage and pride, the slight waver of doubt and confusion at the end, betrays Cave’s entire life in one sentence

[cainycain]

i love how you can hear a slight chuckle in Simmons' voice when he we says 'burn your house down'

[aloeparrish]

"Demand to see Life's manager"
Cave Johnson was the first Karen