Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to fill your video quota, but I have a feeling that it will end up with a few thousand views at most, rather than the millions that I would expect were every Australian resident were meeting their daily Joe Ingles video requirement.

Australia has some stupid laws on the books, but this one is actually smart. Joe Ingles is probably the most important Australian celebrity since Steve Irwin. It helps promote Australian pride if every person on that little island of theirs is forced to watch Australian celebrity and NBA superstar Joe Ingles shoot his three-pointers and dime up his teammates. If you are an Australian and you don't watch at least one Joe Ingles video a day, it's obvious that you just hate Australia. If you hate Australia so much, why don't you move to the UK? It's pretty much the same: it's an island, they speak English with an accent, and they have their own homegrown NBA celebrity (Joel Freeland). The only difference is you have to buy a television license if you want to watch TV and there's an import restriction on butter knives.

For everybody else in Australia who still loves Australia and everything that the Australian flag stands for (wallabies, aboriginal subjugation, low-quality internet), you're welcome for making this video.

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[tomwhiteford]

Not sure an American should be talking about the subjugation of natives DTB....

[wheeler]

him and jae crowder has some dwight howard shit going on

[chuchuchuchia]

I really hope the Jazz get it together