Having some fun with Terraria's housing guidelines (unlivable)

Having some fun with Terraria's housing guidelines
corn worship

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:04 1. A labyrinth without walls
1:45 2. Who needs solid walls?
2:32 3. Impassable "doors"
3:04 4. Air is optional (and so is your life)
3:45 Conclusion

Music:
Terraria - Town Night
Terraria - Town Day

Mods and Packs:
Stanberry Font (Pack) -
Stormdark UI (Pack) -
DragonLens (Cheat Mod) -
Better Zoom (QoL) -
Character Stats (QoL) -

Having some fun with Terraria's housing guidelines

[lentitynotfoundl]

I think now I have an easy way to auto spawn the WOF

[Jessicountt]

I made a house underwater in the ocean in my multiplayer and the tavernkeep has died hundreds of times, every day at 8:09 PM ingame in addition to several times per day

[nyeIon]

I remember one time, me and a friend made a torture chamber with wooden houses for the party girl, clothier and stylist. Every time they spawned, if they wanted to sit on their chair to do anything (which wasn't the way to do it since the table was like 10 blocks away), they'd have to jump up through a half tunnel made of spikes. Once they sat on the chair, they'd be slowly incinerated by lava. This would cause them to immediately sit back up from the chair, walk around aimlessly (while still burning), and fall back into the first room, where they would endlessly repeat the cycle, with no way out other than 1 tile wide platforms spaced out so they can't escape.

[vsauce]

placing 1 singular torch in a sky island house is a classic （and good for sectioning off useless i mean less necessary townsfolk to make room for more）

[RandomDuckNerd]

this is where the goblin tinkerer will go if he doesn't give me that damn legendary reforge anytime soon

[TouhouFumo]

Legally, it's questionable
Morally, it's disgusting
Personally, I like it

[cshimi]

3:46 ah yes, the acid reflux stomach design. magnificent

[SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

the shoebox pillar made of unsafe dungeon brick walls sealed with a single platform door is what my angler and goblin tinkerer lives in, its active combat for them every time i walk by.

[MrShuki]

So, that's basically anyone's house for Goblin Tinkerer or Angler. I'll write it down for myself, yes, yes...

[AidenOcelot]

"Fancy houses don't give any tangible benefit"
But It makes me feel good my NPCs are happy

[SneedFeedAndSeed]

Me waiting for the single mother to stop yapping about her child getting third degree burns from her lava bubble apartment so I can tell her I'm raising her rent by 250%:

[rarebeeph]

my favorite housing guideline jank is how it's possible for a house to be invalid, but then you place furniture *outside* the house and that makes it valid

[IDESTROYER]

Here's mine: "Sleeping with the Fishes".
Requires: An ocean.
You dig below from land, until you have a nice hole. Patch it up.
Dig to the side of the ocean, but add a door before you open it to the water.
Add a chair, a table, walls, and a ceiling lantern.
Open the door, let it flood in.
_"This housing is suitable."_

[epickid]

Absolute landlord mentality.







10/10 would paint paper over holes in the wall again

[mokecreator]

You forgot to use the least suitable furniture: torch(the one that has the lowest brightness), workbench and chair(the ones that are least comfortable or even painful to use)

[Palemis]

Am I the only one who _hates_ that houses can be "too big"? I was building some cool mushroom house and spent like 30 minutes trying to fill it up as much as possible with furniture but it wasn't enough and had to split it into two houses lol

[Umbra]

Reminds me of when Gromek999 was making terrible "housing" in one of his series (don't remember the episode). He managed to make a house (almost) entirely of boulders. Also spikes are valid building blocks too so you could "improve" your design by replacing the one solid block with a spike block.

[Quacomoley]

Every time I play terraria with a friend who doesn't play it that much, we just try and create the worst houses possible for the npcs so this is a cool video.

[Vendidurt]

I made an unescapable hole in the world with a broken glass floor precariously dangling the Guide over lava, with hanging skeletons on the wall and the walls out of spikes, and this is about as bad as that.

[WildAlex]

All of us will be quick to click on a video which tells how to more effectively make our NPCs lives miserable