HFY Story : Aliens Regret Messing With Humans! (Must Watch) |2112~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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00:00 Intro
00:09 Training Exercise

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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.

Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.

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A Monument To Failure

[dalemorgan]

"Your Marines appear to be mentally ill."
Every Marine with even a hint of self-awareness: if the Corps wanted you to have sanity, it would have issued you some.

[Maddog]

Humans: "This isn't even out final form!"
Xenos: "...What?"
Humans: "...Sorry, cultural reference."

[SiegeTF]

"It seems they have made a tactic out of improvisation"
AKA: The enemy can't discern our strategy if we don't know what it is.

[carlfromtheoc]

"...Our observers did encounter one unit who only spoke the following, 'OORAH!' "Semper Fi!" and "DAMN! Who ate all the crayons?!? I'm hungry!' That group worried us. A lot."

[Jason-smoc]

He he ... Bored kids built a catapult and yeeted a car at the enemy ... Yup, sounds human!

[piedpiper]

"Marines ... seem to suffer from several mental disorders."
I don't think I have ever heard anything more accurate.

[rosebloodwater]

I can picture the higher up saying: " Don't make me send in the Humans!" If two species start making a fuss. We essentially become the galactic babysitters or that guy with a rolled up news paper telling them :" No! Bad xeno."

[Heidao]

I can see why the human representative was trying not to laugh, when the most veteran officers of an alien species were beaten by youngsters

[patraic]

The last couple of sentences can be translates as "We really really want them on OUR Side."

[armycowboy]

The fact that their military advisors needed counseling from just hanging out with Marines should have told you everything you need to know.

[Flame_of_a_salvaged_soul]

This is peak humanity and honestly sounds like a normal Saturday evening to them

[DJ_Bonebraker]

"Apparently all command level officers are required to show proficiency in diplomacy & they train on this frequently."

To quote Major General Carl von Clausewitz, "War is the continuation of policy with other means." That quote right there says a lot about humanity, when you think about it...

[kirkjones]

In the Army, an officer is responsible for "strategy and tactics". In the Marines an officer is responsible for "strategy", his Marines are responsible for "tactics", for the most part. Marines in the combat environment, are problem solvers, don't be their problem. You want to win a war, call the Army but, if you absolutely, positively, want something destroyed, call the Marines.

[loganshaw]

Humans:😂 after aliens tell them war game time it is a training exercise. Human thinking:finally we get to fight someone other than our selfs.

[DonPatrono]

I dunno why but my headcanon for the ground troops is a beady-eyed West Point student put in charge of a bunch of young rowdy marines fresh out of SOI, all itching to live their Starship Troopers fantasies, with the grizzled Gunny sitting in a beach chair watching at this glorified airsoft-milsim game like a bored babysitter screaming "AY DON'T GET HURT AND DON'T BE TOO MEAN WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S KIDS"

[Blutwind]

I just imagin an officer heading to a military engeneer with the task of making test weapons.

Engeneer:" How do i simulate 500 GT cluster ammunation?"
Meanwhile the Deathbeam technicans:*confused screaching*
Elsewhere a mech pilot sadly powers down his 50ft Anihalator bot
And a poor Quatermaster has to explain to a whole batalion that they will get their monomolecular bayonetts and claymores back after the exercise one soldier at a time.

[AlanMyronPrivate]

I love how you find and read stories of human superiority and empathy. I am a fan.

[jasonmurray]

Really brought this story to life. Nice to hear the story in my ears instead of just in my head. Thanks.

[oakenshadow]

I'm proud of those students. They did humanity proud.

[christerry]

A third of the entire galactic military versus a small training class of students sounds about right