Forever DM finds a GLARING FLAW in newbie DM's world building #shorts

#shorts The Forever DM has discovered that the world building of the Rogue DM's world is inherently flawed. The Forever DM very quickly makes short work of the world building.

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[tauIrrydah]

Actually this is the only description of anarcho-capitalism I've ever experienced that made ANY sense.

[Watertrotter-geyp]

This reminds me of one time I asked one of my players what they would rather do, fight a tarrasque at 16th level or something else (I can’t remember what the other option was). The player then gave me an in depth description of how they would kill the tarrasque, stash it’s body, get famous for killing the tarrasque, become incredibly wealthy by selling the tarrasque’s hide, and eventually take over the world with her overwhelming power, and wealth. All of this response being right off of the top of her head. It was at that point that I knew to be scared of my players instead of them being scared of me.

[ScarlettHasToast]

“You can’t have a monopoly because there’s competition”
*John D. Rockefeller has joined the chat*

[zilgquh]

If you have "the rule of the strongest" system, well.... The Strongest rules.

[preacherjohn]

See also: how Medieval Iceland's pseudo-anarchial system was overthrown after having endured in isolation for a couple of centuries.. [Spoiler: some dude turned up with way more military power than everyone else, and said - "So.. I'm your king now, if you have a problem with that? Allow me to introduce you to my army.."]

[sparmaschief]

Honestly that sounds fun

*So long as no one minds me becoming a Lich with an undead army*

[xgzav]

My two passions united❤️

D&D and dunking on Ancaps

[lenardstarks]

This just sounds like Feudalism with extra steps

[Razdasoldier]

Me: Makes lawful Evil character
Dm: what's your name?
Me: The Free Market

[II-wumx]

So like what bbegs already do in dnd? I guess a group of 3-6 plucky adventurers would have to stop you.

[Irononyx]

"But I thought the free market provides!"

[imperatorcaesar]

I fucking love this shit, and as the forever DM who quarrels with one of the players whenever they dm (in a roughly analagous manner to this) it pleases me muchly to see

[Maninawig]

Actually a governing state that relies on the power to kill each other in order to maintain balance is rather common (as kings invade countries due to this fact), but a good example if you wish to build that specifically would be the demon realm in Yu Yu Hakusho:
Three elite demons holding off at a stale-mate as they would have to go all out on one demon, only to allow themselves open to the other demon's attack. Each one ruling a third of the realm with other demons joining them and living in 3 seperate kinds of lifestyles

[addisonkennedy]

Morals!!! I thought we were doing anarchocapitalism!!

[nodeloliver]

That's just feudalism with extra steps, my guy.

[Oriansenshi]

This is art, thank you for making my life better with your content. This legit made my day.

[doublethebenjamin]

As a former hard core An-Cap, this is what usually happens.

[thedbdentity]

And once you are the government… It’s no longer an anarchy and you can become law! Now roll for a new character

[VampyricDoge]

One glaring flaw with DM's plan: He's made at least 3 infinitely powerful characters. That divides the power a bit, as we all know they'd each want to be number one, so they would compete with each other.

[charlespk]

*EXACTLY THIS*
every time...
EVERY TIME...
all the anarchy, nobility, corporate dystopia should end like this.