We Ranked The World's Favorite Animals | Chuckle Sandwich

on this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we did our greatest challenge: tier listing the worlds animals! It did not go well.

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CHAPTERS:
0:00 - Intro
Animal Tier List- 3:39
Mogging- 5:28
Bearded Dragon & Pigeons- 9:35
Is Lanky Kong an Orangutan - 15:19
Baboons- 19:59
Megafauna- 22:41
Our National Animal- 25:18
Moose- 29:49
Gorillas Can’t Swim- 31:02
Tigers & Horseshoe Crabs- 32:04
Tucker Gets Defensive of Puffins- 34:44
Schlatt Cries Over Manatees- 37:58
Dragons- 40:10
Butterflies- 44:31
Zebras in Austin- 45:14
F*ck Pandas- 47:44
Stingray, Mosquitoes & Geese- 49:42
D Tier Animals- 52:53
Ted is Obsessed With Owls- 54:53
Rapid Fire Animals- 59:11
Webkinz 1:00:34
Giraffes- 1:02:28
Orcas & Clown Fish- 1:03:48
Wolves- 1:05:40
Lobsters- 1:09:26
Grizzly Bears- 1:10:37
Anaconda- 1:11:26
Galapagos Tortoise - 1:13:10
Last Two Animals-1:16:21

Edited by Keane Editing Solutions

Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Janda Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet.

[bigguy]

We did it boys. Tucker's mic quality is finally better than schlong's 🙏

[mostusedbyfar]

Schlatt has the coziest audio quality there's ever been.

[blazeunderscore]

I love how Ted's opinion of an animal is almost solely based on how many fun facts he knows about it

[Dreamycast]

Truly the perfect podcast duo, Ted brings the silky smooth voice, the good looks, intelligence, large phallus and charm, while Jschlatt brings the mustache.

[kibi]

“People idolize killers all the time”
“…like who?”
“Barack Obama”
Took me out 😭💀
Schlatt is on his schlatt game in this episode

[Thiccremoch]

Unironically I’d love to see a tier list for like, mythological creatures, Cryptids, and/or prehistoric creatures

[neverroll]

i love how the whole baboon arguement started with schlatt complaining how baboons arent on the list and it ends with "lets put baboon in A and call it a day" i fucking gutbusted and felt lobotomized

[thomaslewis]

Ted and Tucker absolutely Gaslighting Schlatt when talking about national animals was insane LMAOO

[jo_sco]

10 seconds into the pod and schlatt is already yelling... Ahh chuckle sandwich

[bungacowa]

So nice of "Skunk" and "Toucan" and Tucker to rank their meals

[Lilhunnybuns]

To whom it may concern-

It has been 565 days since the last chuckle dungeon.

[alitem]

I love schlatt shouting how he's cozy as hell truly embodies the coziness at hand

[PNWMan]

Recently met Ted at a Fred Meyer! He was so nice, jammed a squirrel down my throat and curb stomped my shins. Great guy and would highly recommend approaching him! ❤

[catsarefancy]

It’s hilarious how we’re slowly getting to see more and more of Tucker’s apartment

[Vunar]

Schlatt’s set is the most cozy for sure

[MMM-THER]

i loved the part where Ted emotionally manipulated Schlatt and used his childhood memories of his bearded dragon against him. Classic Ted!

[praeposter]

this is the perfect podcast to dissect squirrels to

[imjustlookingformywatch]

I truly love how much more prevalent tucker becomes with every passing episode. It almost makes me glad he gave Ted and Schlatt that bomb.

[drewbrew]

Schlugg getting drunk and yelling "THE NATIONAL ANIMAL" was me at thanksgiving

[dmitri-ycgb]

"What is that, a turkey?"
"That's a lobster."