Gingerbread Monolith Shows Up in San Francisco? (And More CRAZY News Stories)

Geoff Plitt delivers the news with a twist.
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Coronavirus is still on the rise. A COVID-19 outbreak at 2 Colorado In-N-Out Burgers resulted in 80 new cases. In a related story, In-n-Out says they've added a new option to their secret menu - corona-style!

This made me smile. Tropicana said they're sorry for suggesting mimosas are the answer to pandemic parenting. "Why are they apologizing? Binge drinking is how *I* got through it," said my mom.

In San Francisco, the monolith is back yet again, but this time in gingerbread form. Haven't we had enough monoliths for one year? This is the biggest waste of gingerbread since Carrot Top baked his own sourdough.

Finally, A new movement is criticizing Helen Keller for her white privilege. Wow. It takes *some nerve* to accuse a person of racial bias who literally can't see color. The only Helen's skin we should be focusing on is Helen Mirren. Yowza!

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