JON'S FARMING SIMULATOR: RACE I.

music: "Captain Of Her Heart" by Double

[Tynach]

One of my favorite forms of humor is bewilderment and confusion. It doesn't matter if it's the audience, someone in the video, or someone in the audience that's in the video, that gets bewildered or confused... Just that it happens.

This video bewildered and confused me, and I couldn't be any happier with it. Also, I'm pretty sure 'anonymous' is Jon Bois. At least, that makes this video funnier to me, so I choose to believe this.

[naranara]

Lol, the only guy to make any progress was the 'actual farmer'.

[jakehahn]

great work jon! hope you land that SB nation job!

[Sky-]

I actually started crying at the third quote

[russallen]

NOW SHE'S CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO WATCH RICK AND MORTY. YOU'VE FAILED ME, JON.

[TornaitSuperBird]

This game is rigged. Of course there would be no actual chickens.

[jccs]

ok but green basically cheated because he has a degree in agriculture and economics so obviously he knew where to put the thrusters