Hilarious Twitter Ratios

The best Twitter ratios #shorts

[hunterlovejoy]

And then they wonder why they never call the second they hit 18

[Breadbug]

bro that mom has his son in a maximum security prison 💀

[TheEverything_Man]

I swear, if someone says that the bird wearing a tie doesn’t count as a dinosaur wearing a tie, I’m gonna hurt someone

[wtr]

Damn, she's raising her son to be fully prepared to function in Prison, not out in the world.

[crunchysoup]

the more rules you have on your kids means you’re just teaching them how to get around those rules. I know from experience, had a strict parent, many many ways around not having access to a phone or computer, getting past parental controls was always pretty easy, either find the password or find out the jailbreak to the software, all of them have some way around it, norton was always the easiest to get around, broke so many times too when we were supposed to have access to stuff so it typically just got removed from our phones because parents were tired of us coming to them saying the software was broken and having to fight with it for an hour to get it to work

[alisaglam]

the first dude really acting like he wouldnt stop to pick up a penny

[Um_Kaye]

that mom doing the "get son to not talk to me ever again" speedrun any%

[sistersamich]

That mom taking the express route to the nursing home fr 💀

[thatdude__]

Extinction of dinosaur was the record for most birds with one stone

[uniboyo]

I wrote a small paper on that last post when I started English in my junior year. We were going over implications and stuff in arguments so my teacher just showed us random stupid comments online that we could use as a topic

[Accui]

Story time! My father had a password on my computer, so it was annoying when I tried to play. I took his phone when he was in the bathroom, gone to Gmail, then reset my computers password. And that repeated about 2 more times. Then, my father set a 1 hour shutdown timer on my PC. Now what did I do? I obeyed it for about 3 days. Then disarmed the bomb by quickly searching up a tutorial online, probably dodging a few bullets of using private information because I was messing with regedit. Then what happened? He set up a parental control system on my browser, two actually. Now THAT was in insult. Why? All I done was remove the extensions. Then he added Norton Family. Which I didn't care about because it hardly done anything. But later uninstalled it.

[gunnararledge]

She’ll be asking why her children never visit

[Elijahthecubeyboi]

Incorrect I am wearing a tie right now

[kuhnville]

That one with all the passcodes and strict shit on technology be sounding a lot like North Korea

[justaguy]

“Abolish all bras!”
*Hah, I agree.*

[ThomasFarquhar]

Can't believe someone even tried attacking Ryanair

"don't laugh you're going to fall too" -a crypto bro talking to a company that can't get any lower

[jttitan]

That son gonna be looking real happy when he cuts her off

[comicstrider]

Nursing Home? Nah, that one's going to live in a box

[smittywerbenjagermanjenson]

At some point I'm gonna screenshot every nft and turn it into a nft profile picture made of nfts just to piss them off

[humanthing]

I’m sorry I get not forcing people to wear bras but it hurts to go without one so I’m gonna keep it on 😭😭😭