When you sneak your ipad into bed at 3am #shorts

When you sneak your ipad into bed at 3am #shorts #sacconejolys #jonathanjoly

[teatime]

That’s why I can hear footsteps, and also if someone opens my door I’d be like “whaa what you doing in here?”

[VerityWilson]

“Strict parents raise sneaky children.”
-a wise person

[christinenicole]

As a 19 year old with very strict parents I have a superpower sensing 😂 I can literally hear their door open and sense the direction of the footsteps

[Therivalempire]

As a commander ranked all-nighter. Here are some tips.
1. If your like me. That means very sensitive. Listen for noises. Even the smallest tips and steps or creeks maybe a sign of danger.
2. Your parents probably watch social media too. So they might know the “arm” trick. It’s basically when they will lift a sleeping child’s arm up
To see if they are actually sleeping. If the arm stays in the air after they let it go. Then they are sleeping. If not. They are faking. So keep your arm up.
3. You might hear your parents saying, “alright I’m going upstairs now” or something like that. And that’s basically the first alarm that they’re coming.
4. During the daylight. Set up a system that is basically made so that you can act like you’re sleeping faster.
5. If your parents come really close to you when you’re faking sleeping. Don’t move at all. What they are doing is trying to guilt you into stopping faking sleeping. Don’t even flinch a muscle.
6. If the parents turn the light on. Don’t wake up and make wrinkly noises like you just woke up. I learned that the hard way. Just keep sleeping.
7. After you’ve passed the check. Don’t get back on devices until you hear footsteps that are getting more faint.
8. Listen for your parents getting in their bed so you can make sure they aren’t near your room anymore.
9. If you hear footsteps that were very unexpected. Only thing that you could do is put your device on the table right next to your bed.
10. If your parents install a camera in your room. Look for a position where your device could be invisible from the cameras view.
And one more message for the strict parents who think their children are doing the wrong things.
The hard thing about making people perfect strictly is that they’ll build a resistance against you.
So stop. Get some help.
*update*
So I am proud that I have massed an army of soldiers. Thank you all.

The worst thing that could happen for all nighters is having your room being placed on top of your parents room. If that happens, they can be woken up by your footsteps because of the width of the floor. So best thing I’d recommend to do is try and move around by climbing on the sides of your bed.

Next topic is all nighter very worst enemy.
*sound*
Sound can be so deadly because even opening a door or getting ready to fake sleep can make so much sound. My solution to this is to have everything made ready for when you fake sleep. So keep marching on into the night, soldiers!

11. Make SURE that there are no unknown apps on your device you didn’t download. These could be parent monitoring apps that are used to see if your on your device or not. Please make sure of that.

12. During the daytime, try and scout your house for any old devices that haven’t been used in awhile, that way your parents won’t know you have a backup. That’s what I do.

[urfavvhaylee]

i always listen for footsteps so i can tell whos coming down the stairs and when i should prepare

[Thatmoosecaishen]

My rules usually:
1. If you’re gonna get a midnight snack. Prepare it without a crinkly wrapper in the daytime. If you can’t hide it in your room find a spot close to your bedroom door.
2. Always have a place to hide your phone.
3. Perfect the art of fake sleeping. Deep breaths, odd positions while sleeping, if you snore, try and fake snore while you sleep.
4. ALWAYS wait five minutes even after the door closes. If you hear nothing, only open one eye to be safe.
5. Never use those automatic fridges with the water pourer thing. Just get bottled water.
6. Always have a plan if you’re walking around the house. Avoid creaky floorboards.

[Bellandbellaandk]

the way she flew took `` she was a fairy `` to a whole new level

[invisiblestringxx]

As a professional all-nighter and youngest child, here are rules and tips.

1. Always use your phone with the charger plugged in to your phone so when your parent walks in you can act like you were charging it.
2. If you don’t usually stay up late and put your phone somewhere on your nightstand or wtv when your staying up make sure to put it in that spot.
3. Always do this with lights off
4. Stay quiet (especially if your right above your parent’s room)
5. If you don’t sleep with the door closed, don’t close it. Your parents will suspect something. Also this helps prevent the “closing the door trick”
6. If your parents do the “turning on the lights” trick then just go under your covers, but not so sudden.
7. If you have the urge to laugh, face towards the other side or “wake up”. Don’t make it obvious
8. Don’t yawn when they come in. This will indicate you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
9. If you have siblings, watch out for footsteps leading to their room. Have something set up so you can act fast. Also don’t make such a big deal about it.
10. If your parents usually check on you at a certain time, watch for that time and “fall asleep” before hand.
Hope this helped for noobs!

[mobsterbeast]

Ahhh a rookie nice to see them every once in a while

[designedliar]

I love that everyone is giving Edie tips though fr

[Stxrziz]

As a professional all-nighter and middle child here are some tips and rules

1. If you share a room with sibling like me wait for them to fall dead asleep and then you may start your all-nighter
2. If your parents usually put the iPad or phone outside wait until they go to sleep or into the bedroom then get it and make sure not to rush or else you'll get caught
3. If your parents ever so often check on you at a specific timing make sure to remember it and prepare for that time at least 1 min before
4. If your parents don't check up on you at a specific timing make sure that you have the phone or iPad charged in and keep a ear on footsteps
5. If your parents know you and you won't sleep then pretend your trying to fall asleep in the bed
6. Always have the light closed so they won't suspect a thing
7. if you usually have the door open then don't close it because they'll know your trying to to something
8. Never hide the iPad under the pillow because that is the most famous spot and they'll always check there first so hide it under the bed in your pocket etc
9. If you using a phone you don't have to do 8 just put your arms under the blanket
10. If your ever doing this don't hide under the blanket cause you parents will suspect something's going on
11. If your parents to the close the light or close the door trick keep acting asleep and wish for footsteps to walk out
12. If you usually have no covers then you'll have to stand near the charging thing

AT LAST STEP THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE IS REMEMBER ALL THESE STEPS

[alexiskang]

The dedication, time, and effort these legends in the comments have given the newer kids thee ol' knowledge of mischief. You all have my respect for that.
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO SLEEP KIDS!!!

[mcvenne]

I remember doing this with my DS and playing with my sister. A lost era.

[itsteatimesis]

"Better sleep with one eye open-" 💀

[Wyatt-nzuk]

You’re screen is brighter than my future💀

[OrangeLimeS]

Tips for the kids out there that want to be sleep deprived:
1. Sleep to the side of your door, on the same wall, preferably next to an outlet. This way, you can see the light from outside in the room in a way that fills the room, so you can see who's next to the door.
2. Make sure to keep your device at a low volume so you can hear the footsteps of the person. Turn the brightness all the way down, and face it away from the door, and away from the wall across the door.
3. Pay attention to how the door is being closed. My parents would close the door very gently and quietly when they want to stay in the room longer, but they close it harder when they leave.
4. Wait for 5 minutes in case they come back or are waiting there. If you aren't sure whether they are there or not, listen very closely. You might hear their feet shifting on the floor. If not, open your eyes very slowly. It they are not there, look around the room to make sure. If they are, in a tired voice, say "what are you doing here?"
5. Some parents may come to hug you and force their arms under your pillow, so never hide your device under the pillow.
6. Drop your device on the side of the bed if you hear them in the hallway, coming towards your room but not next to the door. Make sure there is an outlet there, with a charging cable plugged in. If they come in and touch your device, and ask why it is unplugged and literally steaming, say that you unplugged it before you slept because it was getting hot while it charged.
7. If you have no other choice, hide the device under you and act like you're asleep. They're not going to disturb your sleep to check under you anyway.
8. Keep a waterbottle near you. If they open the door and you look like you are reaching for the device from the floor, grab the waterbottle and act like you just wanted a sip of water. If not, grab the device, turn the light on, and move it around the room in a wild way. Then tell them you felt a bug on your foot.
9. If they actually KNOW you've been on your device for a little bit, tell them you were in settings trying to turn off something because it kept vibrating.
10. If you can, lock your room when you sleep.
Edit: There are a LOT more tips in the replies, go look down there too :D
This is a life or death situation 😂
Yes it's unhealthy but idk why I chose to write this or how I know this

[AlmaDado-yh]

As a person who has always pulled off an all nighter, never take out your device, even if you hear the door slam

[That_Crystal_Fxiry]

The rules of staying up the entire night

1. Be quiet and put on subtitles
2. Turn the light down on the phone/tablet
3.If you here someone coming shove it under your legs
4. If it’s a false alarm wait 10 minutes
5. If someone does come in wait 15 minutes

Stay safe troublemakers and rule breakers
Edit thanks for 1k likes!!

[mochii-kun]

Ok but why was the iPad hide so smooth-💀

[xXSunStrikeXx]

Dad: *Walks up to her*
*"Better sleep with one open-"*