Teke Teke

[LivingFire_BurningFlame]

As funny as her movement was, in the legend Teke teke was said to be extremely fast, at inhuman speed, even if she is moving with only hands.

[BlackWhite-wugw]

Teke Teke used to be a high school girl who was bullied, one day while running away from her bullies she got into a train incident and died, her body split in half. Legend says her top part is still lurking around the same train station, walking on her hands, making the sound like "teke teke teke", searching for her other part....
I knew this legend so I was very delighted to see Mark play it! thanks Mark, an amazing video again.

[buggibii]

the scariest part of this is that someone seemingly living alone is confident that they'll both need and use two jugs of milk before they go bad

[KarmaKins]

This game is so bizarre. Metamorphosis being right on this guy's desk first thing upon starting the game, the old lady, the employee just screwing off to the back room while there's still someone there shopping, the player just deciding to enter in through the back door into the staff room without a single thought, no one reacting at all to the car crash, and then the game just abruptly ending after running the monster over like roadkill.

What a trip from start to finish.

[RickAstley-qdbn]

I love how the old lady doesn't even buy anything, she just walks into the store, talks about a spooky urban legend, tells some dude to run, and then leaves

[brainijackonblitz]

2:52 dear god Mark that’s not the shopping list, that’s Metamorphosis

[redlobsterhobo]

19:41 this shit was too funny, just randomly running over the thing that was stalking you the whole game, and you escape them by just running over them, again, truly their one true weakness.

[wolfhunter]

I love it when Mark said "oh, te he" and the lights just shut right off
14:55

[AngelPhoenix]

Mark immediatly running when the old lady told him to, then followed by him creepily listening in while heavy breathing got me lmao.

[rorway]

Fun fact- Streetlamps actually do automatically dim themselves to avoid themselves from burning out as fast, they have a heat sensor and once the bulb reaches a certain temperature it dims itself or sometimes it flickers if the bulb is older.

[Gameface]

Mark’s haunted light is my favorite recurring character

[MrCreepyPasta]

right when I have new work to do. perfect timing!

[YourLocalGreg]

14:55
Mark: “tee hee”
*lights go out*
Mark: “oh god”

[markiplierfromwalmart]

marks switchup from being scared to ramming into the door and being a happy toddler was comedy gold 💀

[peytonradloff]

The story of Teke Teke was told by my English teacher who taught our Japanese class at our school (he lived in Japan for over 20 years it made an interesting person) and he is a great story teller so when he told this story it scared the shit out of me, and my class. The girls made up rumors that Teke Teke was living in our school's bathroom (it was in the basement of the school and old as FUCK) and it became a school legend that people still think she haunts the stalls along with another ghost that haunts the far left stall.

[mavericknova]

With all the years of experience Markiplier has with horror games you would imagine he knows better than to look back and see if the monster is following him but here we are 😂

[relix_yeptheboys]

Mark saying that he finds convenience stores comforting because of their murderous charm is the most (not) masochist thing.

[johndavid]

Not sure why, but him just guessing where the cashier went just makes me laugh. “Ah, she’s either in the bathroom, murdered, hiding or….the rapture.” The way he twiddled his fingers also made me laugh.

[CharlotteHansen-wm]

I was holding my drink as he got jumpscared by ending 1, and I spilled my drink everywhere... Lol. Love ya Markiplier!

[mariastacy]

Mark in horror video games: *does opposite of what is suggested by NPC's*

Also Mark in horror video games: *does what the elderly warn him to do*