SOFT ELEGANT ENGLISH ROSE MAKEUP TUTORIAL | JOHN MACLEAN

[kalekayls]

Me: *I don't want to say it wrong.*

John: *_I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degrees of accuracy._*

[reyshamrai]

Me before 01st oct 2018: toilet paper
Me after 01st oct 2018: lavatory roll

[HoshizoraTTV]

Every time I watch John, I feel like I’ve gained brain cells

[roymantic]

Can you imagine our Lord playing a horror game and then getting jumpscared?
**Jumpscare**
**Slightly moves** Well I am certainly aghast ever so slightly!

[its-christmas-time]

skin as white as snow
hair black like raven
lips red as blood

John Maclean is Snow White confirmed

[ToutCQJM]

John, you’re so kind to accept a present from your mortal sister. She’s very fortunate.

[nekobakaa]

john is the only makeup artist who's 'little bit' is really just a little bit 🤔

[supremepancakes]

Watching John before my interview at Microsoft to gain some brain cells

[PaperJass]

15:13 the most aggressive brush naming in history

[amylee]

"As especially lately, I've been as dry as a fossilised baklava"

[flupcake]

You: first
Me, a John Maclean viewer: it appears that I have arrived earlier than the average commenter would.

[mojo]

even the way john says that he doesn’t know the name of a brush is amazing, you can’t not love everything about john
“I am hesistant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy”

[thomasanchell]

that hand movement when bringing in the brush at 11:53 has me crying, you snatched it faster than you snatch everybodies wig.

[onafullm.oo.n]

welcome back to our unproblematic makeup queen

[GA-cofb]

Before watching John -"I feel happy now :)"
After watching John " I am besides oneself with joy"

[farafathia]

A morphe free make up artist. Oh what a time to be alive

[millyess]

what has been your favourite century you have lived through?

[AmyJayOnTheWay]

I absolutely adore this sort of look. So soft and pretty, perfect for any pagan gathering for the worship of Lord Maclean.

[taliesinbreen]

It’s comforting to know that even our 12, 000 year old gods still struggle with cold sores. Bless you, my dark lord. ❤️

[jojo]

15:13 I SPIT MY WATER, the devil possessed our Lord for a few seconds