Here's how to destroy your marriage on Family Feud!

Here are the all-time funniest marriage-ending answers on Family Feud! Steve Harvey says these are the dumbest things they could have said!

DISCLAIMER: no couples were actually harmed during the making of this video.

CHAPTERS
0:00 Ex-girlfriend
0:17 Best answer!
0:34 Dumbest answer!
0:54 Distract him!
01:20 No he didn't!
01:37 Get out?
01:54 Least favorite body part?
02:13 Take my wife!
02:31 Fingers where I can see them!
02:48 Clothes on please, baby!
03:25 Nancy loses it!
03:45 We're not divorced! Yet?
04:01 What's that smell?
04:26 Straight to the dog house!
04:47 Dirty job!
05:26 Santa Claus retires.
05:44 Let's trade!
06:38 She needs lessons!
08:19 Audition for Family Feud!

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Producer & Editor: Ed Delage
Associate Producer: Kaitlyn Conners
Sound Mixer: Erich Rettermayer

[wayla]

"Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do"

"Die" and Steve IMMEDIATELY went for the high five, I love Harvey on this show lmao.

[timothyserabian]

Lesson: When you’re married and playing Family Feud, sometimes you just need to take the X.

[gustavonilson]

3:46 the fact that Steve didn't skip a beat to high-five the guy says he agrees wholeheartedly with it 😂

[thefourthwillie]

The amount of confidence some of these people had saying that kills me. 🤣

"It's up there Steve!" 💀💀

[princelj]

“Name a reason a man might think his wife is as young as the day he married her.”
“Alcohol”
Classic😂😂😂

[souparnaroy]

I sat through the entire thing with a straight face but when she said she'd barter her husband for bread, I lost it.🤣🤣

[kalakritistudios]

"1. Die/Eaten by hyenas" Why so specific???😂😂😂 3:47

[jennacuriale]

“You so damn stupid” has got to be one of my faves 🤣

[pastaconnoisseur]

I love when Steve roasted the hell out of that lady saying a loaf of bread is worth more than her military vet husband lol

[mpenn]

0:39 the way Steve takes 2 seconds to realize what he said and then begins laughing like he having a stroke freakinf kills me

[QueensGambit]

"Not my wife.. thossseee men's wives".. I can't... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shirley]

My respect for Steve went up a bit when he actually hit the dude at the podium

[blacksaiyantrevor]

"That's their answers, not mine."

*NOT A SINGLE POINT* 😭😆😭😆😭😆

[julio]

1:41 Between the fact that "marriage" was a stretch answer to this question anyway, the look of fear mixed with daring in the dude's eyes, and the wife's stern reaction, I think this moment wins the award for most likely to have lead to an actual divorce.

[melissagoatley]

the part where the wife asked if there was a lawyer in the house, it almost sounded like she was her husbands answer sounded

[mauriceknighton]

She really got mad at Larry! “We’re not divorced!” 😂. Steve was happy when he said “Die”

[dangeorge]

I love how the top answer for "name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do" considers "die" and "eaten by hyenas" to be equivalent. Just how many respondents actually said "Eaten by hyenas", and what state was this survey taken in?

[maboi]

1:08
Nah he did not just "woof woof" 💀😭

[richeerich]

"Is there a lawyer in the house?"... I don't think she was playing.. oof

[carlyslebrown]

I'm glad that I have Family Feud to know what not to say to my wife.