When a Soldier hooks up with a Female Spartan

[michaelkean]

male spartan and female Marine: lets her go wild while he has to treat her like she's made of glass
Female spartan and male Marine: DEATH BY SNU SNU PELVIS BECOME POWDER.

[mightquinnable]

It’s the snu snu. Take it with joy or horror

[Spartan]

Guy: “I’m Tired Bro.”

Spartan Lady: “BUT I’M NOT BRO.”

[josephdecasper]

Hope he wears protection, hate to have him catch Flood.

[Shadowgamer-gnnv]

I can hear her saying "you aint done till I say I'm done"

[iskkbph]

Cheif just watching as Kelly drags the dude back out nowhere to be seen again

[CrusadingJello]

So, it's essentially: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised".

[tonyleatualevao]

That poor marine trying to escape
The female Spartan pulling him back

[fortolini]

40k The guardsman going out with a sister of battle : " first time ? "

[docholiday]

I’ll probably be dead from the segs. But it’ll be the best segs of my life

[maniacmohawk]

Im pretty sure this is Church and Tex in a nutshell

[mannishgambino]

Oh shit that's cg I was wondering why the movement looked weird that's insane

[stephenpeel]

Oh man I could see like they have the SpongeBob meme I want live I want live

[KNIGHT_RICKY]

If a female sparten wants you then want her back because that's not a every day thing just try not to have her fall asleep on you

[Legionnaire_]

"No. No. I have been a good boy. You don't have to - No!"

[YOLK.K]

She broke that soldiers pelvis-like shatterd it

[mrsmug]

Sadly the child never got to know their father

[TheOGInsomniacGamer]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[BanishedSilentShadow]

I'll be sure to remember that brave soldier that hook up with a female spartan

[TheSkxawng-ttmi]

I remember this, we don’t speak about what happened in that corner. I just managed to get out of there alive..