DEAL MAKER▶ Hazbin Hotel | Alastor Song | @TytoCat

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“He isn’t just a happy face, he is a Deal Maker”
- Vaggie

TytoCat, the newfound duo, presents its first single, this time jazzing around the 1920’s creole evilspawn: Alastor, the Radio Demon! From Vivienne Medrano´s "Hazbin Hotel".

We hope that this electroswing, spiced with a couple (dozen) hidden and not so hidden details, will be entertaining. After all, the world is a stage. And a stage is a world of entertainment.

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TytoCat – “Deal Maker”
Voice: Tyto (TheDiswasher)
Composition: Tyto (TheDiswasher) Cat (Bloem Atara)
Production, mix, and mastering: Cat (Bloem Atara)
Illustration: ThaazminChan (Tamara)

LYRICS:
Listen dear, and listen close,
If you want a show, I’ll be your host.
Hear me fella, you up for a jolly?
For I need some zing, and you’re on the trolley!

The longest while, I’ve held my breath
This hellish bushwa’s got me bored to death
Tired of the scent of burning flesh,
I crave inspiration, of something fresh!

Now form a line, and I’ll assign
A place and time for us to sign.
It’s dandy and fine, so don’t ya whine.
It was your choice, and now you’re mine.

Let’s seal our deal, ‘tis such a steal!
Let’s cut the spiel, and grab the kill!
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill…
Per this agreement, you’ll do my will.

Now you may ask why I showed up,
And I’d just say that you’re in luck.
I’ll make this place a tempting sight
For all the scum to spend the night.

So place a bet, to this Smokey Mayor
But raise a prayer, if you ain’t a fair player.
I’m he who lies, ‘mongst red skies,
A king of flies, in kind disguise.

Now form a line, and I’ll assign
A place and time for us to sign.
It’s dandy and fine, so don’t ya whine.
It was your choice, and now you’re mine.

Let’s seal our deal, ‘tis such a steal!
Let’s cut the spiel, and grab the kill!
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill…
Per this agreement, you’ll do my will.

The crimson shadow coats this town,
all tormented by the buzzing sound.
Eldritch powers long bygone,
from my sleeves will all be drawn.
Weak, old souls all shine so dim
As the show I staged turns to a “Hazbin”.
Serene mortals walk the earth,
Oblivious to their dire rebirth.
A brand new start, a newborn heart
to take, to twist, to rip apart.
Search for my voice, follow my beacon,
And soon you’ll run into the Radio Demon.

Now form a line, (and he’ll assign)
A place and time (for ya’ll to sign).
It’s dandy and fine, (so don’t you whine).
It was your choice, (it was your crime).

Let’s seal our deal, (‘tis such a steal!)
Let’s cut the spiel, (and grab the kill!)
Please take this quill, (and feel the thrill)
per this agreement, (you’ll do his will.)

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[TheDiswasher]

100K Views! Thank you so much! ❤️

Can You find the 10 hidden references in the song? 👀

[kendansev]

I love how you used actual slang and terms from the 20s for this song, This song definitely fits someone who was living during that period.

[cinbrandt]

Still can not believe this is actually fan made and not canon.

[purpleghost]

lmao I love the "he looks like a strawberry pimp" in the middle

[friendmuffin]

I'm now headcanoning that Alastor can record people with his voicebox and play it back and he adds it to his radio mixtape lol

[sunflowers-in-tulips]

This is criminally underrated, everything from the music, the lyrics the voice, everything fits Alastor like a glove, there is a lot Alastor songs out there but I am not afraid to say this one is the best! :D

[primustheprotogen]

This is something that Alastor would actually listen to in Canon. It's in that swing style he loves

[aaronmeade]

Knowing the alastor we have now this song was ahead of its time

[thedalekharry]

One of the best fan made Alastair songs

[CarouselHorseArt]

This is by far the best Alastor fan song I've heard. I've listened about 20 times now and will continue to compulsively click repeat.

[comradeabi]

How is this not an official song from the show.

[krystalblueberry]

I just learned the words to Alastor's Game and Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow, now I gotta learn the words to this?!
Jesus Christ-
Okay, challenge accepted!

[ZephLodwick]

In case you were wondering, 'King of Flies' is a title given to Beelzebub, a demon in the Bible.

[MakksiMC]

STOP WHY IS THIS MY FAVORITE FAN SONG ITS SO GOOD

[Jangle_Jingle]

This the best Alastor song I’ve heard in while, you did a great job making this, I’m very impressed

[Patricia]

Aha! This is pure entertainment, looking forward for more songs! I Will stay tuned.

[Voicedemonyt]

Listen dear, and listen close
If you want a show, I'll be your host
Hear me fella, you up for a jolly?
For I need some zing, and you're on the trolley

The longest while, I've held my breath
This hellish bushwa's got me bored to death
Tired of the scent of burning flesh
I crave inspiration of something fresh

Now form a line, and I'll assign
A place and time for us to sign
It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine
It was your choice, and now you're mine
Let's seal our deal 'tis such a steal
Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will

Now you may ask why I showed up
And I'd just say that you're in luck
I'll make this place a tempting sight
For all the scum to spend the night

So place a bet to this Smokey Mayor
But raise a prayer if you ain't a fair player
I'm he who lies amongst red skies
A king of flies in kind disguise

Now form a line, and I'll assign
A place and time for us to sign
It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine
It was your choice, and now you're mine
Let's seal our deal 'tis such a steal
Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will

The crimson shadow coats this town
All tormented by a buzzing sound
Eldritch powers long bygone
From my sleeves will all be drawn

Weak, old souls all shine so dim
As the show I staged turns to a "Hazbin"
Serene mortals walk the earth
Oblivious to their dire rebirth

A brand new start, a newborn heart
To take, to twist, to rip apart
Search for my voice, follow my beacon
And soon you'll run into the Radio Demon

Now form a line (and he'll assign)
A place and time (for ya'll to sign)
It's dandy and fine (so don't you whine)
It was your choice (it was your crime)
Let's seal our deal ('tis such a steal)
Let's cut the spiel (and grab the kill)
Please take this quill (and feel the thrill)
Per this agreement (you'll do his will)


You're done? (Oh yeah)

[newyork]

Hmmmm, now this is something I could dance to, why, I haven’t been this entertained since The stock market crash of 1929, haha, so many orphans

[eventide-owl]

This is so catchy! I love the use of 20s slang, this is so much better than Living Tombstone's Alastor's Game in that aspect. It feels like you actually put effort into research of that era!

[junecampbell]

This makes me happy.
I've this on loop for a solid three hours now