The Paris Blob: How It Has 720 Possible Sexes

How can an organism function without a brain? How does it have so many genders? Watch this video to find out!

The Paris Zoo just unveiled its newest attraction: A single celled organism, nicknamed Blob. Being a single celled organism, it has no brain. Or any organs for that matter. No eyes. No stomach. No legs or wings. But despite this, it can still detect food, eat, move across a piece of bark and display some sense of intelligence. All of this without a brain.

What really caught the media’s attention about the Blob is that it’s got not one, not two, but 720 genders.

Watch this video to see how that's possible!

[Lukastar]

*At job orientation*

Manager: I’d like all the new employees to tell us their name and preferred pronouns. Blob, would you like to start?

Blob: Uhhhh, I think I’ll go last

[CoffeePoints]

It's like the beginning to a real life horror movie. Has science come too far?

[channels]

This video is slightly late, it seems like The Blob is already yesterday's news lol
There's a video on Measles coming out tomorrow afternoon! The unicellular healing video I mentioned in this video should come out next weekend.


EDIT: I might have been a bit unclear. The Blob can be one of any 720 genders. It's not 720 genders all at once

[nickv]

Ok, so real quick, you keep saying genders. Gender and sex aren't interchangable