World's Funniest Confessions 7

edited by zade:

[Paios]

"shit myself blind" is one of the funniest sentences I've heard in a long time

[kiwikrg]

The boyfriend who pretended he didn't know what a potato was, sounds insufferable to talk to LMAO. The way he types is exhausting

[imaybeanidiotbut]

Knows the word “aghast” but can’t think of another phrase than “let me tell you”

[MollyBurkeOfficial]

As someone who gets asked how I went blind on a daily basis... hearing taht first confession makes me really glad that my answer is just that I was born with a rare disease.

[NatalieRose-ut]

It's okay, Cody. I am a lobster medium, I communicate with lobsters who are no longer with us. Derrek forgives you, Cody. He wants you to know that he's just glad his body gave you nourishment.

[prettyplease]

The fact that it felt "not normal" when Cody walked through the room and didn't get smaller alarms me

[lucasspookus]

the way cody joked about the girl smashing her hermit crab being a future serial killer meanwhile he had a story about ripping a live lobster in half with his bare hands is crazy

[harishkudiyal]

The fact that the headphone warning is after it happened is so funny

[wolflover]

That steak one is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Think about it from an outside perspective, a man about to eat steak, then grabs it and throws it for absolutely no reason

[broadwaywes]

It warms my heart to see how heartily Cody has embraced goblin Core

[damurfam]

the goblin “i’ll be having that” running joke always cracks me up

[simplylexxx]

The potato guy constantly saying "Let me tell you" and Cody getting more and more angry is the funniest thing ever😂

[Ghost-ltsf]

Getting “L divorce” on a random thursday afternoon after 30 years of my parents not being together is so rude 😂

[MelodraMaddiee]

The story about lying to your kid reminded me of my friend’s story omg. Her mom told her that when ice cream trucks play music it’s because they ran out of ice cream. It took her forever to figure out the truth lmao

[solus]

You can't just give someone you're in a relationship with an expensive ring without saying anything and expect them NOT to think it's a proposal 💀

[ivydenver]

The amount of times I say "I'LL BE HAVING THAT" and cackle like Cody does is worth its own confession

[LuisMata_]

The potato guy just sounds like someone that's hard to get along with

[reyrapids]

14:00 my favorite way to shut someone down is "What do you think this will accomplish" because they have to stop whatever shenanigans they were doing and try to explain their logic, which usually reveals they had no plan to begins with. Very effective when used in the immature.

[spoonbendingspacemonkey]

I was baked one day, watching TV, and just hanging out. The traffic noise was really loud. I picked up the remote, pointed at the window to turn down the traffic noise. Took me a solid 15 seconds to figure out why it wasn't working.😂😂

[meap]

8:20 "I don't have a great history with fuckin shellfish" - Cody Ko 2024