Don't Be A Regular At Arby's. Christian Pieper - Full Special

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[Jaymanclone]

"So basically, Lucifer bought me that tootsie roll."
I love this so much because I have my own story just like it. I was working at Walmart, in the garden center. It was the middle of summer, in South Carolina, and the garden center has so many huge open doors that it might as well be outside, except for the shade. I was working the register that day and I had these two old ladies come through my line. Their total came to $6.66, and even though I still considered myself a Christian at the time, I didn't care. But these ladies wouldn't have it. The closest, cheapest thing they could find was an ice cream sandwich, because right next to the register we had a little freezer full of ice cream treats. Neither of them wanted it, so they gave it to me.
So that's the story of one hot summer day when The Devil used unholy math to instruct two old ladies to buy me an ice cream sandwich, and they obeyed.

[LoriDitchfield]

So happy to see that stand up is still alive and kicking. These young comics are refreshingly hilarious. Thanks Dry Bar!!

[theredscourge]

"Drawrge, Drawrge, Drawrge, of the jungle, watch out for that guy's knee!"

[fsg]

When I was younger I had a cat named Delilah. I came up with a song about her, which was a parody of hey there Delilah.
It went...
Hey there Delilah what's it like to be a kitty. You're so small cute and cuddly and you're also very pretty yes you are. If only you could drive a car. That'd be bizarre. That's all I got.

[yaz]

Appreciate all the full episodes recently! Great to watch when eating dinner in front of my desk

[rbs]

When he was talking about how he should have known about the autism, I thought he was going to say "hindsight is $0.50". Oh well :(

[PracticalReformation]

I sold shaved ice. That principal isn’t joking. We were absolutely raking in the money. One time i was working a high school football game and was literally throwing money on the floor because it was piled on the counter in a stack so high it was falling on the floor. I was there for 4 hours and sold $2000 of Ice in a freaking cup. At the end of the event I remember sitting on the floor raking $2000 dollars in small bills together in a pile with my hands and just enjoying having a literal pile of money at my feet 😆 Granted i only got payed hourly but still, pretty cool.

[askme]

I’ve watched so much of my 600 pound life that when he said he’s super fat I was like no he’s not that big

[Rivenmoxie]

Omg his wife is a genius!!! Lmao that end joke is perfect!!! I’m laughing so loud I almost woke my kid 😂

[ghostrider]

This guy is awesome. And works clean. Hes going on my Uber comedy playlist. Heavy rotation.

[InsomniacRocker]

The irony in the skateboard joke is just pure gold! Great comedian!

[Tennesseanyankee]

That $6.66 bit, a friend figured out a meal combination which would bring up that total at McDonalds by accident, then it became his go to meal lol

[OmniCanada]

Youtube is like regular TV now with so many commercials.

[d.e.b.b]

I'm a regular at Arby's. Nobody questions that I want extra red ranch sauce on the side, and they don't charge me for that or extra cheese on my beef n cheddar. The girl at the window even gives me a free apple turnover every once in a while.

[BrokenArrowsInc]

Brilliant. Was tough not laughing out loud like a crazy person on the train home. Instead a laughed silently like a crazy person.

[LifesGuardian]

This was good, the last bit about the wife tho... "This was our plan, all along." Killed me.

[robintait]

Christian Pieper you're a winner. Thanks for the laughter. I really liked the segment about the 7 year old!! And the texting the man. This is truly your gift to society. Thank you a million times over I'm on my sickbed. This brightened up my day. Your humor is worth much much more than ...50 cents

[barneystinson]

Heard about a guy who was really big and he changed it all when he went to the fast food restaurant he was a regular at and they gave him a gift card for Christmas for being their best customer. He was embarrassed so he left and never came back and started losing weight

[ryanhikesers]

"... luckily I'm married."

I LOST IT! LOL!!

[nicolecourtney]

I'm going through a miscarriage RN and the laughing hurts but is welcomed. This man is FUNNY