Nick Castellanos has HORRIBLE timing

[OHTIJ]

“Yo, nick just hit a home run”
(WW3 starts)

[cyphero]

Something serious happens,
Nick *cracks neck "and I dedicated this homerun to..."

[AzeVin]

" Ay yo, Nick just got another home run "


-Oh Lord

[michaelmills]

“Mr President, there’s been a second home run.”

[synesthesia]

"HOME RUN, CASTELLANOS"
>looks out window to see mushroom cloud

[sekiko]

"Nick, your father passed away this morning."
*Hits Grand Slam*

[spicygoodness]

Nick every time a tragedy occurs: “now watch this drive”

[bucks_]

“Holy crap, Nick Castellanos with an outta the park home run!”
*Aliens invade Earth*

[SoloSneakerMaine]

This is funny. Now whenever you're in a serious situation... "I loved her, she was great...And here's a drive into

[zechariah]

Me, having the worst day of my life. My car is ablaze on the side of the bridge as rainfall hides my tears. I look over the railing, lips trembling, "Nick Castellanos just hit a home-run somewhere.."

[EvenSteezn]

The human embodiment of “I thrive off negativity”

[dontquestionmyname]

“So… you’ve been cheating on me for 47 years, John?”
*hits home run*
“That damn baseball plAyer— I’m going for his throat!!”

[tevisama]

Bro really said "Cry all you want. Your negativity fuels me." 😂

[bleuuu]

"9/11 home run" shit had me dead 💀💀

[littlebigb]

"Hey, why am I the only one celebrating?"

-Nick Castellanos every. Single. Time he hits a home run.

[chelowman]

This man definitely made a deal with the devil so he could hit home runs 😭

[blueblackout]

I lost her. She was my only one- and a hit to deep left center and IT'S GONE!

[DragonSavior-ztgq]

Whenever he hits a home run he probably thinks:alright who died

[goldenhusky]

Now he is considered an SCP and is banned from hitting home runs as tragedies occur

[memegumin]

Nick: I need a home run
Coach: what do I need to do
Nick: kill the queen.