Interview with Dying Company's Product Manager

Dying Company's Product Manager

Interview with a Product Manager with Josh Doe - aired on © The Product Manager.

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[kailentit]

last product manager vid i Promise()...



then they gonna be out of job

[DefenseWire]

“Our business model is your forgotten subscription fee”

[ximon-x]

"Leave them confused. Increases time spent on the app"

way too accurate

[blind_studios_jp]

"when they want to unsubscribe, they have to login again" - absolute classic

[Marfig]

Thank you all for coming. There was a lot of great feedback. Let's discuss this in more in more detail on the next meeting.

[hilmar]

"Business is a jungle, and we're a stable rock. People see us and say: 'nothing will ever change'." _visionary hand gesture_

[TheFrenchGroup]

"technically it should be impossible, we made it possible.. we have a great legal team" BAHAHAHA

[JRay]

Ngl, this is actually the best product manager you’ve done. He has a purpose and executes. A real bias to action.

[Ishkur]

"Make the link to open a ticket broken"

I wish this was satire.

[slipperynickels]

this is exactly how every dying software company i’ve worked for actually worked: endless meetings about output, no time left for output.

[Arkreiner]

I can't believe he finally made a video about Adobe

[brie....................gaming]

"Oh, I can't tell you what company it is." Because it's at least half of them

[contaminantbean]

Make sure they cannot reopen a ticket
NEVER REOPEN A TICKET

[andrewgus]

“Leave them confused, increase their time spending on the app”

I worked at a sinking ship that leeched off a stretched stakeholder funding. This is so true.

[AlexbongoKurban]

Our customer's hapinness is always our lowest priority on point

[kalaiselvanra]

Product manager is incomplete nowadays without asking the team to integrate AI to only bin it months later

[styssine]

How in a single lifetime can a person gather all experience this guy has

[AZ-bfyc]

Talking about the inevitable death of the company is the most productive the employees have been in a decade.

[randylevy]

I rated this video a 5 (it was the only option available)

[smallbluemachine]

“Keep silent, keep compliant”, Im adding that as a KPI, thanks pal!