SUS Attacks on Pokémon Cards

[jumpyuppy]

“But first, food” is the realest attack I’ve ever seen

[schaffs]

"Sitdown Bounce" on Lopunny's card might be the reason why there's so much art of it

[MythicMachina]

I adore how there's basically no limits to what they can name the attacks. I remember seeing Everyone Explode Now when I was younger and it SLAYED me.

[glitchedoom]

"More text than on any card I've ever seen"

Laughs in Yu-Gi-Oh

[raywt]

the best is shuppet's "bleh"

[BottlenoseTheSeaWing]

Let’s not forget that Stoutland’s Ability is Arf Arf Bark.

[der_saftmon]

That last one is just a Yu-Gi-Oh! card diaguised as a Pokémon one!

[scrabbleazumi]

ambipom with "furry chance" and the card art is it winking at the player while doing the dedede crouch pose.

[spurks]

Dump Truck Press got a few laughs out of me.

[ZoyX]

Eek is actually iconic too. The og clefs eek made the game playable back in the day

[Currentlyconfused]

You can’t forget about that one Sentret with Grope

[animegx]

The Lopunny with Big Jump follows it up with Sitdown Bounce.

[gaygengar]

"Sitdown Bounce" on Lopunny is CRAZY 💀💀💀 there's no way they didn't know what they were doing

[BlinkingEldrichRoses]

Let's not forget the iconic "Tender Tentacles"

[sleepymoth]

"Splup" almost made me spit out my drink

[TheRavenKing]

“Oh yeah great attack bro…everyone explode now!”

[TheObsidianWolfy]

i’m a big fan of hocus pinkus, a wigglytuff move from XY.

[Mighty-Eight]

"It has more text than anything I've ever seen!"

Modern Yu-gi-oh! Cards: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"

[MrHams]

“Damagriiigus” and “come and get you” are my personal favorite moves

[dredgenmalice]

continuous gulp missile is about the most diabolical thing I’ve heard in a long time