I Can Tell You When Winds of Winter is Coming

The Winds of Winter: Over 13 years ago, George RR Martin began work on this epic novel, and even after the conclusion of Game of Thrones, he is still struggling to complete it. Everyone wants to know when the book is coming out. But no one has had a good prediction – UNTIL NOW. Join me as we go on an adventure to investigate, trace historical trends, uncover new secrets, and use statistical mathematics to build an advanced, never-before-seen Computational Simulation Calculator to answer that age old question: When is The Winds of Winter going to release?

0:00:00 Prologue
0:08:07 TWOW Recap
0:17:38 Analyzing the Recap
0:31:41 The Quest for "E"
0:34:41 Finding the Latchkey
0:41:24 Analyzing the Draft
0:53:50 Building the Nostramartin
1:04:30 Pages per Chapter & Pages per Year
1:15:45 Overview of the Get Hype Simulator
1:23:12 The Big Reveal
1:24:36 What does date mean for TWOW?
1:30:55 Epilogue

A Very Special Thanks to the following, who made this video possible:

The Mods and Fellow Former Mods of r/ASOIAF – especially @BrnydenBfish for his continually useful TWOW Resource & @JoeMagician for helping me out with various questions.

Stock Media provided by PorteousMedia / Pond5 for the music during the big reveal segment.

And of course, Laura, who rolled her eyes and shook her head at every bad exacerbated joke in this video as she helped me proof it.

[mrskhan]

-starts outta nowhere
-creates three excellent videos
-dissapears for five years for no reason
-Comes back with a masterpiece
A true G.R.R.M protege

[Gumberculesus]

Man took a half decade vacation and still came back before Winds.

[ubersheep]

George probably saw this video pop up in the middle of his writing and took a break to watch lmao

[benb]

The funniest thing GRRM could do now is announce the release.

[AntrozLPs]

Maybe the real TWOW is the statistical models we made along the way.

[maestermachinations]

1:31:16 "As far I know this is considered a dead channel."

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

[heathenwizard]

I’ve never been so simultaneously impressed and emotionally devastated in my entire life.

[glennivor]

George gonna watch this and go “sweet, got 8 more years let’s fkn go”

[wattabak]

Baron George RR Harkonnen finishing a dream of spring part 2 at a ripe age of 110 years releasing it to the postapocalyptic wasteland will be so worth the wait

[KaiHung-wvul]

Come on George, we’ve resorted to making hour and a half long videos with complicated algebraic equations to calculate your writing at this point.

[OneOnOne]

TWOW forecasting has basically become a scientific discipline at this point.

[fibonaccino]

GRRM just added an extra year of writing because of that voice you gave him

[HOTD_]

AdmiralKird adopted the 5 year gap for personal use after George abandoned it.

[davidsmith]

He would say 3/4 rather than 2/3 for the same reason I tell people I am 'on my way' when running late rather than the truth that I just got out of bed.

[ichabodstrange]

1:27:00 Imagine waiting 21 years for TWOW, just to read Rem Lhazar POV chapters. I could not guarantee for the safety of anyone in my vicinity.

[rosstemby]

This is the single greatest piece of media I have ever consumed. 10/10 no notes. It also crushed my hopes and dreams and I’ve lost my will to live. What a quandary.

[Glidus]

broke: excited for HOTD finale
woke: excited for AdmiralKird video

[Enleuk]

If TWOW comes out in 2032, then ADOS comes out in 2066, based on the increasing time gaps between each release, assuming GRRM lives to be 118 years old and doesn't slow down.

[Lius]

"It's going to say 2030 and I am going to get crushed"
"Math nerds send their regards" *twists the knife*
😭😭😭

[gabrielrizan]

I was in 9th grade when your first winds of winter video came out, I am now finishing uni