When Genie Gives You 5 Seconds Of Unlimited Wishes

[pewstings]

"what if I say all my wishes in 5 seconds but I get all the wishes I want" "no"

[seanyong]

Him: "I wish I could control time.'
Genie: "You can now control Thyme"

[mixelered]

He really could of just said “I wish that clock was broken” but no, he really had to break the multiverse.

[dallinlowe]

I’ve got an easier way. “I wish anything I write will come true if I end it with a smiley face”. Boom

[tahworb]

“I wish for infinite wishes”
“no you cant do that”
“I wish i can”

[smileface]

“I wish to control time”
“ok now i have inf wishes”
Genie:”Disappears”
“Oh wait he won’t be here at this time”

[Noob-Slayer]

Him: I want to control time
Siri genie: did you say you want to control thyme, you wish is granted

[kiwibird]

"I wish I can turn my imagination to real life, I wish I can control what happens with a double confirm button, and I wish I can freeze time

[Eggzandstuff]

“I wish I could wish for more wishes” the genie: oh no

[lazymasterkillr]

Me: "are those the only rules?"
Genie: yes
Me: I wish I could change the rules of the wishes.
Genie: FUCK.

[yuy]

Nah here's a better idea "I wish everything I imagine in this moment come true" don't imagine something creepy though

[mr.nonsense]

"I want everytime a wish that i make granted, you would forget that you already granted it and start all over again"
"How about become the geenie"

[limbo]

I wish to break the rules, I wish to have infinite wishes, done

[mrmcducky]

“I wish I could control time” Genie: RUN JOTARO
“ZA WARUDO”

[ljb]

Just write everything you want on a paper and say "I wish everything on this paper is mine"

[justyourfriendlyneighborho]

"I wish to change the rules so I can wish for more wishes"

[Toji.]

"I wish for a pen and paper... done! Now I wish for everything on this paper to come true!"

[fuuta]

I wish everything I said in 5 min will come true

[fazetriley]

Just wish for the power of imagination whatever you imagine and you say you want is gonna become reality

[IEatPears]

"I wish that clock was broken."

Boom, done.