My name is Ralsei.

Ralsei just wants to live a heroic life. He certainly isn't suspicious, and definitely won't betray his friends at some point.

What dark secrets could Ralsei hiding? When did he realize the power of a STAND? The plot thickens.

The full monologue:

My name is Ralsei. I’m the Prince of Darkness. My castle is in the southwest section of the Dark World, and I live all alone. I work as a butler for Queen, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I would never drink, but I occasionally smoke. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After heating up a cup of tea, and hugging the training dummy for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Darkner would, I wake up with all my HP restored in the morning.

I was told that I’m completely trustworthy. I’m trying to explain that I’m someone who wishes to live a very heroic life. I take care not to trouble myself with any evil deeds, like creating DARK FOUNTAINS, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is why I’m not suspicious, I know how to be a good guy. Although, if I were to betray my friends, I wouldn’t lose to any of them.

Some of the backgrounds for this video are from Deltarune. Art for those is by Toby Fox and his team!

#deltarune #jojo #anime

[CwazyWabbit]

Ralsei with Widget’s voice is something I didn’t know I needed.

[epicboxx]

The virgin Kira: would betray people he pays to kill Josuke, doesn’t smoke weed, and is a cashier at Kame Yu.
The Chad Ralsei: never betrays anyone, smokes weed, and is a butler

[I-DaGooberKai-I]

I clicked this expecting: hello my name is—my name is ralsei “”SNIFF””

[IggysEden]

Maybe if Kira smoked a fat blunt every once in a while he would have chilled out a bit on the whole “killing women and keeping their hands” thing lol

[JeremyFinch]

"I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke."
Fuckin' stoner Jojo Ralsei. Yep, this is making it into Chapter 3.

[NinetyBooks]

Seeing Ralsei with green eyes makes me feel like my brain is losing the water part.

[krei-ations]

“I wouldn’t loose to any of them”
Kris: proceed
* Susie *proceeded* to eat the whole entire snowgrave attack *

[TheOldYoungOne]

This is fucking perfect, the JoJo's music just adds so much to the scene

[haelstrom]

We need a name for Ralsei's stand IMMEDIATELY, every time Lumpy does these they're beautiful
My suggestion is Deadly Friendship

[damti]

When Kira's theme started, I could feel real fear.

[donutgamng]

damn, this goat has a better schedule than I could ever imagine.

[regi]

Ralsei is the only one who can have a voice of a person who smokes 6 packs a day and it would still fit him.

I mean, considering the fat-ass blunt addiction, this is basically canon now.

[arohamumberry]

I watched this too many times to count and it's still so amazing

[TheTrains]

Stand name: you've got a friend in me
Stand ability: as long as nobody suspects ulterior motives, ralseis innocence protects him from harm and gives him the ability to summon a gun

[Limbo]

I would call his stand *QUEEN of Hyperdeath.* Reference to Killer Queen and to the fact that he works as a butler for Queen.

[Rocktub]

I love this kind of video u did john and now ralsei

[cosmiccoruption]

"Marge why are you in the dark world?"
Homer: 2021

[samueltrusik]

"My flesh and bones will hurt your souls, and even my words will kill you."
-King Ralsei, coronation day

[Gromek]

love it lmao, also my favorite character

[lockwoodstudios]

This is the best thing you have ever made