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[SallinKari]

"I'm going to f*ck you up!"
"Is that a threat or promise?"
*"YES!"*

[carlosbetancourt]

"are they fighting or is this foreplay"

Yes it is, yes they are

[FrootzKat]

i have never once in my 26 years of life seen bayonetta gameplay. i have no words for what i have witnessed on this day.

[Accelerated]

As a kid... i never saw this game as what it really is... i just had fun slayin angles with a tall lady with 4 guns, then puberty hit like a truck and then it was "somehow" more than slaying angles...

[maneniklas]

Ah yes, bayonetta, the *nintendo* game where you literally can’t distinguish between a fight, a dance-off and foreplay.

[H]

nothing makes me laugh like that one story where the bayonetta devs were terrified that their game would be axed for being too risqué — after they showed it to the nintendo executives they got negative feedback — namely were displeased that the game was not sexy enough and told the devs they needed to make bayonetta even sexier

[Kuro-krgb]

When I played that scene I was like “thats crazy damn she better not spread- THE HELL SHE SPREAD HER LEGS”

[eusebioguzmansosa]

Her comment, "Are they fighting or is this foreplay, " was timed perfectly.

[Aulcis]

This is the type of scene your parents will walk in on you playing

[zebracowasaurus]

I watched a thirst trap, dance off, some weird BDSM stuff, and then someone exploding into a bunch of nuvarings. Good ol Bayonetta

[goldensentinel]

"Bayonetta doesn't sexualize women, she womanizes sexuality".
Edit: Just so everyone knows, although I am late on this one, I'm quoting someone else. I just don't remember where I read it from.

[MatchaTheVibeking]

Ive never played bayonetta but I was not expecting the deaths in this game to be like deaths in sonic.

[Meaniepanini]

“Oh hey dude, you’re playing that Bayonetta game? How is it?”
“I’m pregnant.”

[smalwex]

Bayonetta, the horniest game nintendo ever put on their platforms

[landonletterman]

"Are they fighting, or is this foreplay because -"

* all questions cease *

[savxgealpha]

Seeing Bayonetta gameplay again makes me remember why this game was trapped deep within my memories as a kid 😂😂

[com_mie]

Fun fact: Bayonetta's 'suit' is canonnically her hair, which makes her essentially naked the whole time.

[No-Ink]

The fact that type of angel is called "Joy'. It's great.

[Arakellian]

Just so you know Bayonetta's outfit is just hair infused with magic...so you fight nude most of the time...

[DarkStarImperium]

They straight up just dramatized BDSM, now I know why people never talked about this game in public.