your friend who always has a knife

hey man if you need to use my knife it's right here.
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when your friend always has a knife and he wants you to use it.

Welcome to the Gus Johnson channel, where the most average content comes to fizzle out.

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

[gustoonz]

please subscribe to sven and eddy and please check out all my cool knives on twitter @Gusbuckets

[EddyBurback]

for real though dude you owe me a capri sun

[Pecangaming]

*Wife has a baby*

Gus with a knife: "Let me just save a few seconds just that umbilical cord for ya"

[EggyboyYT]

As someone who has a knife, I hate it when my family tries to open the locked door with a key I LITERALLY HAVE A KNIFE.

[thatspiderbyte]

"just save a couple time" - the words of a genius

[trentlane]

"Everybody knows you run faster with a knife"

[silverco]

“The man that sleeps with a machete is a fool every night except one” - Dwight Schrute

[berlinnuuna]

The 'click' as the knife opens as he runs towards them is slightly terrifying and very funny

[zachhues]

I love how he could just telepathically tell they needed a knife

[thomasrosebrough]

0:29 "just save a couple time, so" is objectively the funniest phrase

[DaMooster]

"I guess i could"
knife gets thrown
*knife sound*
"preview"

[DouglasXCVII]

Watching this video has put a smile on my face. I remember working with a guy that always had the urge to open literally everything for me with his knife. He also had other miscellaneous tools for any occasion in his SUV he'll always offer me or other coworkers to use. He was a unique and genuinely nice person.

[lucystarlight]

I love how he keeps flipping the knife open even though he never closes it

[AndrewGiles]

0:39 Gus running over a recliner with a knife made my heart skip a beat.

[younosyfckhuh]

The fact that he keeps opening and closing the knife is hilarious.

[goaway]

1:13
guy: “i guess I could-“
knife: *gets thrown into wall*
mysterious god from another dimension: “preview”

[SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber]

Why are there like a thousand knife holes on the wall in your room Gus

[Anakin-Skywalker.]

Don’t come crying to us when you can’t open a present.

[edsongomez]

So accurate. As a knife guy, Im just looking out for that opportunity to flip it out for anyone

[ipsum]

The only way to make it more accurate would be if it was a different knife each time. I swear these people carry an armory in their backpacks at all times