Biggest Crimes & Misdemeanors - Golden Girls

Sophia is accused of setting a fire at Shady Pines, the girls are arrested for suspected solicitation, and Dorothy is sued for landlord negligence.

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[shermanculbertson]

“I know Blanche Devereaux Lieutenant, and this tramp is incapable of committing murder.” Easily one of Dorothy’s best lines ever.

[Edzward]

"And you have become what we call in the revenge business, next." 🤣🤣🤣
Dorothy always ready to kick your behind across the street. 🤣🤣🤣

[elizabethsjuve]

Dorothy: “But there are bugs there.. And they’ll think Stan is their leader!”

Always been one of my favorite lines

[NiVi]

Rose mapping out her entire criminal future though! 😂

[Nariethelle]

Sophia: "A Sicilian never squeals"
Also Sophia : "She put me in a home"
😂😂😂😂😂

[nathanaellee]

I love Sophia’s insult to the girls when she comes to bail them out of jail: “I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with ya!!”

[DeadSezSo]

I dont care if I live to be 90 and this show is 100 years old, I will still watch this show! These ladies created something immortal!

[disturbingthepieces]

Born 1984, got into this show in the late 90s on TV Land (my mom wouldn't let me watch it until I was older) & then she would watch with me, my mom passed in 2022...& now i watch with my 13 year old daughter, the show is literally timeless

[chromicapop]

Blanche saying saltily "quiet you trash" was very funny

[SheSoSmileyy]

“But there are bugs there..and they’ll think Stanley is their leader”🤣🤣💀💀

[Honeymoon]

Dorothy: “Do you know what he thinks we are!?”
Rose:”WAITRESSES!?”
😂😂😂

[Roxylevac]

Blanche" Quiet you trash, go on Dorothy!"🤣🤣🤣

[winterfawn]

Uncle Angelo: “As you can see the bugs are really big and when I spray them they appear to be laughing at us” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[johnnydelucci]

"Yu won't find any crumbs in her bed, you won't find anything" and they both laugh, priceless

[jorgecastro]

"But I see they didn't get your cocaine" Hahahahaha That was hilarious 😂

[bryanbaker]

True classic.
Great writing.
Best casting.
Everything was just s perfect fit.

[kmuhammadshah]

I can't believe they are all gone. RIP Golden Girls 😪

[courtneyjaneluv]

I was extremely young when 3/4 of these women passed away but they’ve really brought so much joy and comfort into my life

[trinaq]

"I bet you know a lot of John's!" This joke went straight over my head as a kid, and now it's all too obvious, considering what the ladies were being arrested for!

[Naza_]

Dorothy - "where did you go to law school?"
Tracy - "a whole bunch of places!"

LMAO 😂😅