ULTRAKILL P-2 First Playthrough P% in 7:31.279

this shit went so much harder than it needed to be and i loved it

[TheDiggity]

The best parts of this were
“Oh you wanna fight the boss? EARN IT.”

“Yeah, I lost, but I was cool as fuck. Gonna die now, bye.”

[nagasuao]

Doctor: "Lore accurate V1 isn't real it can't hurt you."
Lore accurate V1:

[GottaDieFast]

i like how they use a flesh prison to contain minos but use a large city and a whole army of demons and angels to contain sisyphus

[artman]

Looks like the developer forgot that lecturing in front of professional players is a death sentence.

[icantthinkofagoodname.]

That's Lenval Brown voicing the boss btw.
You might know him as the Narrator and all of your stats from Disco Elysium

[gustavogodoy]

this man out here doing the TAS stuff 1 hour after the update

[kotomishione]

8:12 What I really like about this game, is what names everyone calls you

Object/Machine - meaning you are just a mere thing to Gabriel, and doesn't really need to be held accountable for your genocide.
Creature of Steel - Meaning you are a living, and aware being that knows what they have done and must be held accountable and Minos will be the one to do it.
Weapon - Something made just to kill and destruct, with no other purpose.
Child of Man - You are one of, if not the most advanced creation of Mankind, as you have slaughtered all of hell and fellow machines.

Edit: added Machine and my guesses on Child of Man

[AarroHTL]

This is without a doubt the best gameplay I've ever seen of this game. Holy hell

[TheAbyssalStorm]

THIS PRISON

TO HOLD

ME?

Probably the most badass quote in the game, with “And thy punishment is death” coming at a close second.

[martinb.]

The part before Sisyphus really, REALLY kicked me all over, with the maurices, mindflayers, masses and mirtues making my life not hell, but hell squared. I died more times to those maurices than I would to Minos Prime in my usual violent playthrough. Mind you, I was trying out P-2 on standard of just how scared I was. Then came the Panopticon, killing me 2 times after which Sisyphus decided to burst out. Then I killed him. First try.
31 restarts and none were from him. What.

[mr.roboto]

I love how different his death is from Minos. Minos cries out that he couldn't help his people, but Sisyphus enjoys that fact that he suffered laughing as he dies

[doyouknowwhoELSE]

Bro just a few hours and people already speedrunning it, what the hell?!

[gpmswnw]

There goes Minos's fame, taken by Sisyphus.

[iwillchangemybackbonelater]

sisypush so strong, he himself escaped the prison

[dwarfdigger]

*after he was freed*

"IS THAT THE GUY FROM DISCO ELYSIUM?!"

[Dullsonic]

What I expected was a superboss.
What I did not expect was Ultrakill's version of Champion's Road before the superboss.

[I_USE_BLUARM_ULTRAKILL]

that was fast

I can't watch more than a few seconds since I can't be spoiled but anyone who can speedrun a P% of a P stage the day of release is in a class of their own holy shit

[walp]

"5 mindflayers.... And 5 more mindflayers!" -hakita making this level

[saitamaonepunchman]

I was appreciating how amazing his voice sounded and then I looked at his health and he was half dead in a few seconds lmao

[doug]

I really hope Hakita pulls a "no you" on P-3 by making some way to circumvent players setting up insane strats (like deadcoining) while the boss is having their monologue. This boss is hard but it doesn't mean much if there is a way to get it to half hp in the first couple seconds. Some 4th wall break or making the boss realize what the player is doing and just killing them instantly would be really cool for a secret final boss of the game.