New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network

The controversial new ad from the Trump campaign openly promises the murder of various political rivals, celebrities, and even a handful of ordinary citizens.

[myusernamehere]

This is just proof that politicians do not care about the average joe. Where was I on the list? Am i not rich or famous enough? Are you? Sad.

[rush]

I can't believe this. To think an ex U.S. president would do this without putting my mother in law on the list. What have politics become? This WILL be reflected on Novermber 5th.

[TheUsername]

I am still so grateful that Onion finally got its funding back

[annegerber]

This is extremely disappointing, I was voting purely on the basis I would die, but I guess he only cares about celebrities. Truly disappointing

[donaldmarcato]

“Neuralink patient unable to stop hand from voting for Trump” 💀

[deficientfaith]

It’ll be a long ad if they have to list every citizen of Puerto Rico

[mothra]

how come trump REFUSES to cancel teen titans go and bring back the old series? why is he silent on this issue?

[Hubazuba]

"Say GOODBYE to Tom Hanks".

I have never laughed so god damn hard.

[alyoshaii]

"Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump" IS LMAOO

[seattlekarim]

Missing a Republican senator to come on and explain that when Trump says "kill" he means make the middle east secure.

[filippofittipaldi]

It's 50/50 that Trump will post this to Truth Social.

[connor]

I am just so disappointed now. I was featured in these ads and I have still yet to be slaughtered. If I'm not dead by the midterms, I'll have to seriously reconsider my vote.

[LOLERXP]

Lindsey Graham says it's just hyperbole and what Trump really means is he'll give everyone a unicorn.

[jmlkinc]

It really says something about the political polarization of this country that Kamala called this ad 'garbage'. Maybe he's advocating for her untimely death, but both sides really need to tone down this sort of harsh rhetoric to help heal this nation.

[PeterCleff]

I know it's satire. This is just exactly what US news looks like to me.

[yogoshun]

As an undecided voter who has a family member featured in the ad, I still can’t decide if the tax cuts for billionaires will be worth it if my brother is no longer with us. I still need more time to decide who I want to vote for, it’s such a tough decision.

[GJKonop]

Dude. The Onion is back. This is fantastic.

[calamari]

This is the kind of ad you see on facebook with 130k shares

[ShaneliusPrime]

The entire state of Maryland being on here is so funny to me

[ThatSpecificIndividual]

"Those are both deaths that poll well across party lines" 😂