Gimli: And do you know what this Dwarf says to that Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul! (I spit upon your grave!)

Fantasy Shire
HALDIR: Mae govannen, Legolas Thranduilion. (Welcome Legolas, son of Thranduil.)

LEGOLAS: Govannas vîn gwennen le, Haldir o Lórien. (Our Fellowship stands in your debt, Haldir of Lórien.)

HALDIR: A, Aragorn in Dúnedain istannen le ammen. (Oh, Aragorn of the Dúnedain, you are known to us.)

ARAGORN: (bows) Haldir

GIMLI: So much for the legendary courtesy of the Elves! Speak words we can also understand!

HALDIR: We have not had dealings with the dwarves, since the dark days.

GIMLI: And do you know what this Dwarf says to that? Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul! (I spit upon your grave!)

ARAGORN: (slapping his hand on Gimli's shoulder) That! was not so courteous!

Gimli just ripping shit out of pretensious elves

A Song of Ice and Shire

Mythology vs Fantasy. Homer vs Tolkien Iliad vs LOTR. Aragorn vs Achilles

First round- The Mountain (Gregor Clegane) naked vs A full grown Grizzly bear. (The winner stays on)
Round #2 - Grizzly vs fully clad Robert Baratheon in his prime with war hammer.
Round #3 - Robert Baratheon vs Obi Wan (who cant use force or lightsaber but can use acrobatics, and was trained to use spear by the Red Viper Oberyn).
Round #4 - Robert Baratheon vs Aragorn (both fully clad in prime with Hammer and Flame of the West)
Round #5- Aragorn vs Achilles (details explained)

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Star Wars mags ( a shit ton)
Gandalf Replica Staff (The Grey)
Illustrated Hobbit
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£100 Amazon gift card

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