The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership - Honest Ads

Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals.

[reoden]

Calling fish a "high maintenance painting" is hilarious. And accurate.

[rob]

this guy is crushing my faith in humanity one video at a time

[error-zekx]

It's weird when someone claims they love an animal and keep it in a cage or tied up most of the time

[PrudhviRaj]

Humanity's ugliest side portrayed in the most elegant and refined way possible. I miss their videos.

[SharukhSaifi]

"Ineffectual slaves who love you implicitly because they have a limited scope of understanding" You should take this to your home today

[satyu]

Incapable of forming bonds with living things that can talk? Buy one that can't talk and pretend like it loves you!

[pauldacon]

"And remember to have your pets genitals removed at infancy without their consent, because it's the right thing to do." That joke made my circumcision scars itch...

[gypsywoman]

I love his take on Bob Barker's "Please spay and neuter your pets" at the end 😂 "Please remove your mammals genitals in infancy without its consent"

[ThomasTVP]

"Maybe you'll like a very high-maintenance painting" [Aquarium] - LOL!

[wiandryadiwasistio]

"oh, this dog? that's not my pet; i hire him to guard my house. i pay him with foods, but if he knows how to use money and pay bills, i'll pay him with money"

[KusogeMan]

i like how it's not even mentioned the fact that so many animal lovers would never try to help a human being

[Cangeltibon]

My dog has been intensely staring at me through this entire video, and now I don't know how to proceed with the rest of the

[raph]

I've had this point of view for ages and yet, people want to murder me every time I say this out loud. I love animals, but hate pet shops for treating them like furnitures...

[daveparkes]

I have a pet rock. I'm now offended. It took 2000 years for him to develop and he loves me. I have a personal relationship with him. He is my savior. Although he never actually talks to me, I know he loves me. ❤️ His name is JayCee. He can be your pet friend too.

[algfourty]

"A very high maintenance painting" 🤣

[joshuakim]

Fish= high maintenance painting
Hamster= reformed plague beast
Tarantula= monster hand
Parrot= pooping plane

[powwowdoc]

Wish they would do one on the funeral industry.

[thecomprehensionhub]

I've always thought that humanities obsession with breading/owning cute animals is extremely selfish.

[wabberjacky]

There should be a reality show where dog owners are treated the same way as there pets for two weeks, food, cages, costumes etc.

[JustGrowingUp]

Cracked, the audio is too low. Even if I turn up the volume of my speakers to the max, it's still too low.
Please take care of it, I didn't have any problems with your previous videos.
Thank you.