How to make Soulless Corporate Music

[willmacaulay]

“You could have all of this for just £9.99 a month! Join now and become one of our very happy customers!” ahh beat 💀

[Mamplo]

"Because in this big family, family is the most important thing for our family, that produces things... Together, as a family.".

[Smoerrebroed]

Makes me want to cross my arms in slow motion while smiling at the camera

[themanwiththeplan]

never wanted to slave at an office job all day more in my life

[peanits]

side effects include nausea, severe headaches, death, melting of the skin, swelling, UTI, STD, spontaneous combustion, and death again

[MMoturi]

It feels like I'm watching YouTube ads. You truly managed to condense all my pain from corporate music in one beat.

[pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss]

What I hear from my mom’s phone 24/7 with them boring ass Facebook videos

[david-dqlh]

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, headaches, fatigue, hallucinations, delusions, depression, anxiety, crippling debt, tinnitus, erectile dysfunction, bloody urine, bloody stool, suicidal thoughts, impulsive purchases, forgetfulness, weight gain, vomiting, itchy butthole, lower back pain, eczema and death.

[original_shmirko_account]

Just what I needed! Bout to use this information to make a beat and I'ma send it do Drake 💯

[aspiringjoker]

We finna make it outta middle management with this one

[duofrind]

We making it out the meeting space with this one ‼️‼️🔥🔥🇺🇲🗣️

[pankkinf]

This beat makes me wanna sign up for free now

[MultiDemension]

got me donating to kickstarter, this guy don't miss

[malcolmkoharian]

using fl keys, boo bass, and the basic fpc preset is perfect

[DVMNKOV]

yep felt me soul leave my body as soon as it played this the one

[bassalope]

This is amazing, I feel so uninspired

[The-G.O.A.T]

That beat really has a way of taking you to the corporate dimension

[lostboi]

We making it out the suburbs with this one 🔥😩🙏

[yeetyeetonthestreet-colinm]

lol it’s always this chord progression too dude defining sound of 2010s fr it either sounds amazing like Ivy or just sterile like this so perfect tho

[JohnPaulBuce]

you forgot the fade in intro, i just checked a playlist of corporate music and like 99% of it sound exactly the same, even by different artists