They Took Human Kids, Not Realizing They’d Invited the Galaxy’s Most Relentless Hunters | HFY Story

They Took Human Kids, Not Realizing They’d Invited the Galaxy’s Most Relentless Hunters | HFY Story

Experience the ultimate "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" story where alien invaders make the fatal mistake of targeting Earth's children. Watch as the Zx'thraxian Empire learns why taking human kids might be the worst tactical decision in galactic history!

In this thrilling sci-fi tale, witness:

A class of creative third-graders turning an alien warship into chaos
Earth's hidden fleet of advanced ships, crewed by very angry parents
Twin troublemakers Diego and Luna orchestrating resistance through playground games

Mrs. Rodriguez, a third-grade teacher with a secret military past
Humanity revealing decades of careful preparation and reverse-engineered alien tech

Follow the adventure as human children prove they're the galaxy's most chaotic force, while their parents demonstrate why Earth's species is known for its relentless protection of its young. From impromptu science experiments with alien technology to coordinated resistance through children's songs, this story combines military sci-fi with humor and heart.

Watch as the aliens learn that kidnapping human children doesn't make humans surrender – it just removes all their reasons to hold back. A tale of parental fury, children's creativity, and why some species develop an instinctive fear of the phrase "Hey, watch this!"

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[ryanpiercy]

i'll mess with death and taxes, but even I'm not crazy enough to mess with a parent trying to protect their young.

[johnsanford]

"What if?" and "Why?" The key elements of kiddo-ology.

[Lynnie]

"Ooo! What does this button do?" Deedee, Dexter's Lab
Those aliens never stood a chance 😂

[seeress]

I love your careful and intelligent use of sarcasm and your descriptions are priceless. You arereally, really good!

[heavenly]

Im just laughing at this story, so many good puns! 😂😂😂😂😂

[shahannagrey]

All Diego and Luna need to finish their science fair, Quantum Probability Drive……Is a Cup of Hot Tea!

[joosyjulie]

That was a brilliantly told story with a major slide into the truth of the chaos kids bring to life.

[jamiepatterson]

What a funny story, a 'hold my milk' story. Kids and buttons, an irrestable force for any kid to ignore.

Learning many things goes faster if it's on the job training. That's how the aliens learn to never put human children in a room full of buttons, levers, or other assorted gadgets.

[OrKkTeKk]

This story is amazing. Also, side note. Been a parent for 20 years, have never heard baby shark.
On purpose

[jim]

The best and most humorous story I've ever heard. Perfect timing for me...

[jazzk]

Kidnapping the children of a species ‘that once declared war on emus and then lost’ 😂😂

[Hypercube]

1:10 *_OOF_* Admiral Vax got roasted, wasted, and wrecked in a single sentence.

[ferrelallan]

This is the best story, I have watched so far. As this was happening, the teachers were having a break Never ever take your eyes off 3rd graders. This reminds me of "kindergarden cop", "Their Horrible!" [Loved it!]

[paulacornelison]

The "Ransom of Red Chief " all over again.

[jefftitterington]

An excellent use of fourth wall breaks, and a wonderful story.

[CraigWiggins-snuu]

This is the best story, we listen too funny, funny more please thank you well done.

[jeffwilsonpdx]

"Hey, watch this" is a child's version of "Hold my beer".

[GunnersRange]

This is the BEST of all these stories - I LOVE the narration, extra comments, etc! BRILLIANT! BRAVO!

[Aaron-iovw]

Off, they kidnapped American kids at that.

Two rules when dealing with Americans

Never touch our children or our boats.

The US is a country where literally everything stops when a small children falls into a well.

As for our ships Japan in the 1940's and Iran in 1988 learned that lesson

[robertspangler]

That's one of the best stories you've ever done!!♥️♥️♥️♥️