Business! (full album)

0:00 Welcome To Business!
1:57 Nostalgic Vision!
3:49 Sounds & Graphics!
5:55 Consider The Market!
8:00 Computer Lounge!
10:31 Groovy Graphs! (A)
12:35 Groovy Graphs! (B)
13:30 Calcutron 8000!
15:26 Visualize It!
17:46 Here's The Plan!
20:00 The Big Conference!
21:56 Close The Deal!

[goldfishyearbook]

Side effects of listening to "Business!" include:
Spontaneously generated LinkedIn profiles,
Your closet suddenly filling with ties,
And more!

[connorlohse]

When the corporate training video becomes sentient and digitizes your body into an excel sheet for eternity:

[ArmyofOneandaHalf]

Ah yes, this delivers unparalleled value to the consumer

[dumplechan]

This makes me feel like Creating Shareholder Value by Leveraging our Core

[pixiehellpup]

After brian david guilbert uploaded a video on the healthcare system I was preparing to grind on getting my art out there so I could make the big bucks, Thank you Louie!

[KingSandvich]

Uncompromising vision.
Bold innovation.
Expert communication.
Bloopy synths.
All this and more as you start your journey as a family member of Business! Our founder, Louie Zong, decided long ago that we would be devoted to quality, happiness, and customer satisfaction! Just hear from one of our satisfied customers now!

"It really sounds like I'm devoting the rest of my life to a corporate hellhole!" - KingSandvich

Thanks, Mr. King! Let's now talk a little bit about your role in your new family...

[nimgetwereter]

I attended a virtual interview for a job I really want today. Said I'd hear back in a couple weeks.
This only reaffirms my belief that nothing is real.
Thanks Louie, Reality has never been more purposefully contrived for my specific experience than right now

[nia]

as a business major I can attest this is all I listen to

[UserUnavailable]

You've got no *business* making an album this good

[scavengersix]

-Bold generalized sentiment
-Bulleted talking points
-Synergize with department
-Quarterly meeting - you MUST bring a quarter!
-Coffee available in breakroom
-Standardize communication format
-Expectation orientation plan
-Overall growth projection

Whoa, look at that! It's only 9am but my schedule is already full.

[MegaMato]

I feel like my call is very important to them. I should stay on the line.

[thebedroomshow]

the vibe of this project is what little me thought all jobs were in the early 2000s. that every adult worked in a cubicle and that the work culture looked like this everywhere

[BovineDesigns]

5:55 feels like I'm playing a medieval educational game aimed at 4th-5th graders.

[GoulashJosh]

“another instant louis zong classic!” -well informed consumer

[AmunRa]

I know this is supposed to be kinda ironic, but I actually work as a data analyst and just plowed out a bunch of sales graphs while listening to "groovy graphs".

[ApocK]

If Microsoft Excel ever had a movie, this'd be the OST.

[mwol-qd]

These are so lively and beautiful, like the dreams of an innocent child. And it's fascinating that even business has its own ethereal ideal. When I was a child, I remember glimpsing an otherworldly space beyond the screens of Windows 95/98 and the ceilings of PC shops - definitely a world much like the one this album is trying to grasp.

[maxcampbellmusic]

You and Brian are two of my favorite content creators, I love seeing you working together so often!

[kook]

Cooperate music with more than an ounce of human passion present in it lmao

[kakyoindonut]

this is album makes a corporate hellscape into a cooperative working paradise