If TF2 was a Nature Documentary

The Badlands. Home to some of the strangest creatures to ever walk this earth.

The Gravel Wars span multiple continents and biomes, and in this documentary, we will be delving into the niche marine environments of these battlegrounds.

Join our totally-not-bootleg David Attenborough impressionist, Heckolo, as he explores the fascinating lives of pyrosharks, turtling engineers, spycrabs, and more.

Welcome to the wondrous world of water. Welcome to the Great Blue.

Was it really worth spending 2 months on a video to make one big weapon reskins joke? Absolutely.

[CREDITS AND MUSIC]

The incredibly talented voice of the narrator:
Heckolo

Thumbnail:
Yoshibobby

Actors:
Pyroshark - raw
2fort Demo Tourist - CactusKur
2fort Scout Tourist - Cashunutt
Piranha Scouts - too many, and filmed too long ago, can't remember them all LOL
Monkey 1 - Todd
Monkey 2 - Nia
Monkey 3 - raw
Monkey 4 - mayo
Turtle Engineers - too many to count, I don't remember them all
Scout Birds - also too many to count
Pier Tourists - I really should've written the names down when I recorded this skit 2 months ago

Music List (in order):
Freedom - Jim Whitcher
The Ferryman's Search - Before Your Eyes
Theme from Jaws
Good Day to Die - Miguel Johnson
Sea of Souls - Before Your Eyes
A Way to You - Infraction
Sea of Souls - Before Your Eyes (again)
The Bedroom - Before Your Eyes
Stand Tall - Minecraft (Lena Raine)
From Other Suns - Evan King
A Little Heart to Heart - Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack
Gymnopedie No.1

References and Tributes:
"The Badlands. Home to some of the strangest creatures..." - TooManyMoths, Bots - A Documentary [TF2]
"And reveal what we must preserve, to ensure people and nature thrive." - David Attenborough, Our Planet
"Ardere Selacimorpha, common name, 'stupid'." - Octo, The Deadly Piranha Scout

#tf2 #skit

Not mge players in tf2 be like, or trading in tf2 be like, or bad trickstab tutorials be like, but those videos are just as good as this one so you should watch them as well!

[rawccoon]

No animals were harmed in the making of this documentary. Well, except for the spycrab

Show the narrator of this video some love on his channel!

(Also the canonical reason that the tourist dying was fine was because the documentary program is allowed one gruesome human death per episode)

[mizan]

Animal reskins in nature always seemed like a strange case to me.

[thatboisamu_l]

2:11 the pyro shark being too stupid to realize it shouldn’t be alive sounds like something they would actually say in the comics

[Lh]

Spy crabs only seem extinct because of their natural ability to perfectly mimic the appearance of other animals

[TheImmediatePastPrez]

As an avid TF2 fan who's working towards a career in Wildlife Management, this brings a tear to my eye. Nature is brutal and awe inspiring, and hopefully one day, the Spycrab populations will be able to make a comeback

[fros-t]

I would watch an hour long documentary of this

[Greatdictator]

This has a 2010 style of filming / setup that i appreciate heavily

[cartmanplaysgaems]

2:23 "The parents are nowhere to be found." got me laughing

[mr.j]

0:55 missed opportunity to say Wellcome to the great Blu

[thederbly]

Man, I can't believe you hired David Attenborough to voice this.

[thebluecactusstudiosmemory]

I dont mind an hour long documentary like this. I need more

[fujitara]

You should do more of this,
Here's some animals you should do;
- A bold Eagle as a Trolldier, habitat in Hightower only.
- A Cheetah as a Demoknight.

[metalclawsteelheart]

I particularly love how the scientific names for the animals aren't just "pryo and are actually creative names.

[gungle]

You could've so easily made a great blue gator joke and it infuriates me

[pravall]

this is a GREAT video, it BLUE my mind.

[Flour-]

The single blood decal at 8:23 was so unreasonably funny considering the talk of the G rating

[sad-rvom]

We need more of these types of documentaries. Truly the majestic wildlife amongst the badlands are captivating.

[heckolo]

Thank you Raw! It was a blast working with you as always. I'm very proud of how it turned out.

[-blurry.limerades-]

Me: *casually watching*
7:06 Occasionally, a rare treat comes along…
Me: WAIT NONONO NOT THE SPYCRAB PLS NO 😭😭😭😭

[herrdoctor]

The Spycrab is indeed a rare specimen, we at the Spycrab Protective Organisation have make it our life goal to protect this creatures. Unfortunately some may have escape our enclosure, we ask the public to help us take care of the rare spycrabs if you ever found one.