then vs now — Murph f*cking up rolls for the whole table ('statistically...!!')

“I have just as good a chance as rolling good as any of you!”

ah, the memories. thank you Brian Cursed Hands Murphy

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tags: dimension 20, fantasy high, neverafter, brennan lee mulligan, gilear my beloved, baba yaga, emily axford, figeroth fig faeth, little red riding hood, ylfa snorggleson, big bad wolf, brian murphy, riz gukgak, gerard of greenleigh, zac oyama, gorgug thisthlespring, pib, puss in boots, lou wilson, fabian aramais seacaster, pinocchio, ally beardsley, kristen applebees, timothy mother goose, jack the giant slayer and the beanstalk, siobhan thompson, adaine abernant, rosamund du pix, sleeping beauty, cursed dice lol

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[sino]

hey guys! i won't be able to make all the requests come true, especially since i edit these all on mobile rip. but i'll do my best :D

[missoxymoronaddict]

Lou physically crawling across the table to beat Murph up is genuinely so fucking funny

[Maurenriques]

"STATISTICALLY, I HAVE JUST AS GOOD A CHANCE AS ROLLING GOOD AS ANY OF YOU!" - Brian K. Murphy, a liar (he is lying to himself)

[logicaloverdrive]

The best part is how the "I CAN ROLL JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OF YOU" is Brennan's favorite Murph sound.

[Death-gjdn]

I love Emily being like “i love him!!!” because it feels like someone defending their delinquent boyfriend they’ve known for two days to their parents but really this is an adult man she’s been married to for almost a decade and she needs to convince her friends to not murder him for rolling bad in their tabletop game

[flowersblossom]

the IMMEDIATE resort to violence (zac throwing a pencil across the table, lou full on climbing over) is my favorite part of these

[aki-est]

Siobhan saying "This is damaging our real friendship" killed me

[jasonmurdoc]

Em having Murph’s back is the real highlight. “I love him!” 😂

[oriousblack]

I feel like everyone had to check-in with themselves:
“We love Emily.
Emily loves Murph.
Therefore, we can’t act on our murderous thoughts towards Murph.”

[DustyVita]

Nobody is allowed to blame Murph the second time, he waited and when nobody stepped up he stepped up FOR US!

[franticdoodles]

This man is the physical embodiment of Murphy’s law

[hotelmario]

"I cast Banishment on the actual man, Murph" followed by "Murph has commoner stats, and that's canon" is so fucking funny

[seanthebluesheep]

Well I for one am ready for this to be a decade long running joke that only ends when Murph rolls a Nat 1 and is mercilessly beaten to death by his castmates, or he rolls a Nat 20 and a choir of angels descends from heaven to bestow blessings on each member of the intrepid heroes.

[whatkindofnameisella]

the way emily clings to murph and yells "i love him! i love him!"😭they are too cute for this world

[luckysocks]

Emily is reminding me of "But daddy I love him!" when she's defending Murph from the table

[rachelc]

I love how they spend the first 15 minutes of adventuring party further discussing Murphs shit roll

[papa.scabby]

Emily holding Murph while everyone screams at him is probably the most physical affection I've visibly seen between them. The holder for second place is "a soft little touch!" ...which happened earlier this season. These two take their job very seriously and it's extremely commendable

[mistamemewide]

Murph has the DM’s Player Curse, of which whenever he plays a PC he is cursed with shit rolls.

[coreymolina]

In 2 more years when murph hits that nat 20 it’s gonna be great

[lDXplays]

back here after Murph saved everyone with his bad rolls, Absolute Legend