Mark Normand Doesn't Like Dating Apps #shorts

#comedy #standup #marknormand #outtolunch #dating #datingapps

[Davyen]

It's called "double standards".

[S]

Even at 6’2” I’ve been told I was too short by a woman 😂😂😂😂

[paranixoussouxinarap]

Yeah imagine living in a world where telling men being short is a deal breaker but you being fat is a blessing to be protected.

[NexusGuru]

funny how people say its body shaming when you call someone fat but its always funny to tell a man that hes too short. just like norman put it weight is a choice height is pre determined

[Someguy-uoeh]

As much as it is funny. it hurts for a man who's short. I'm 5'5" and facing rejections because of something I can't control.

[Beakiek]

If a girl asks you how tall you are, ask them how much they weigh

[darkwolfderai]

Are you over 6 feet?

No, the average human usually has 2 or less.

[ericshun]

A girl asked me if I was 6 feet and I said no I'm 5 foot 12 inches. She didn't get it.

[syan]

The worst part is that the girls asking are always like 4'9"

[KennyMcCormick]

(This Has Happened...)
So once a woman told me that I was a little too short to date...
And then I said, "yeah, you're a little too heavy for my liking anyway." Does she have a right to be mad at me & say that was wrong?

[thealmightyrat]

If a girl is gonna use your height to determine whether or not she wants to date you, that's not someone you WANT to date in the first place.

[justforfunvideohobby]

This joke resonates deeply with me haha I’m above average height but not quite 6’. Dating modern women in USA fucking sucks

[jeremiahhoy]

I'm 5'5" I feel his pain. A girl I met on a dating app we got a long just fine until she asked my height she literally got mad at me for "wasting her time" so I responded an I like girl with DD cup but you don't see me getting mad at your B cup. She was so pissed and said I was shaming her. So I took screenshots of the conversation and sent it to my friend and we just laughed about it

[ChipArgyle]

"Are you over 6 feet?"
"It doesn't matter. I will not be breeding with you."

[michaeldevlin]

I am 5'6" and have had some little imps bring up that I am too short for them even though I am married and didn't ask

[BTRshow]

Nah, guys over 6ft need to raise their damn standards 😅 stop giving bloated gnomes a chance and demand the fashion vogue model that you deserve, king 👑

[Oraleproductions]

This dude is a gem. Seen him only twice and I love his delivery!!!

[danielgiovanniello]

I'm fuckin 5'3. I genuinely cannot remember the last time where I had a meaningful conversation with someone on one of those apps, let alone matched with someone and received a reply.

[redrazorx-]

You could be 9’6” and some woman will still say you’re too short

[g.prince]

I think this dude is my new favorite comedian, he kills it.🤘