Murder Suspect Calls Cops Over Cold McDonald's Fries

May be the DUMBEST man on the planet. Calling the cops over cold McDonald's fries when youre wanted as a murder suspect.

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[weaver]

Sir, you have a McWarrant out for your arrest for a McMurder

[TMGGodLike]

Nothing is more spine chilling than thinking youre dealing with a normal person and then hear your intercom go off saying suspect "wanted armed and dangerous"

[PizzaLunch]

That "WARNING WARNING ARMED AND DANGEROUS" robo voice sounds like something straight out of Demolition Man lmao

[atraxian]

Suspect: "I'm not under arrest or anything?"
Cop: "no, just come over here"
*Arrests him*

[aidenevyn]

Even if he wasn’t a murderer, he would’ve been fined for misuse of 911 at the very least

[macquelvansteeter]

Officer: "Do you have your ID on you?"
Suspect: "No sir."
Officer: "Okay, well, I'mma have to get your information."
Suspect: "...okay." *soul dies a little*

[AnglAfro]

Calling the cops cause you were inconvenienced temporarily. This dude permanently inconvenienced the whole life of a person.

[academyjason]

he mustve had a brainfart moment when he decided to call the cops knowing his own crimes FOR LUKEWARM FRIES. not even cold

[Sindri]

Loved his expression when they asked for his ID. Dude didn’t know they need your info for a police report.

[taylorvento]

A man was just shot and killed at my local McDonald’s for trying to deescalate an argument with a customer who was unhappy with their order here in Houston. People are truly messed up.

[daviejay]

Working in food industry these days is scary cause you get clowns like these, you dont know whos a murderer. Better make sure those fries are piping hot.

[lagoonaxjackson]

Its always the murder suspects getting caught for something wayyy dumber

[xLostInFirex]

Cops when people get stalked and harassed: "Well, we can't really do anything, sorry"
Cops when someone's fries are cold:

[BradB]

When Dane said "TASERR!", all I could think of was "The God Warrior" lady! 😂😂😂

[Ericaodd]

I watch these at work so I have it muted and use subtitles. Every time, the subtitles have Dane calling Ken "Kitty" instead of "Kenny." 😂

[tamiguin]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was on Worlds Dumbest Criminals, was when a woman called 911 because she "needed a man". I think she had called more than once, but she ended up being arrested for abusing 911 for a non emergency. Another one was when an actual cop called 911 and told the operator he thought he was dying because him and his wife had smoked too much weed...lol

[amandavaldorian]

Did you know that if a cop falls while chasing you that they can charge you with "assault on an officer"? 😂

[anxietyfree]

He has a point tho.. once those fries get cold they are like plastic

[macquelvansteeter]

Dane: "OH, there's the TAaayyyzzEERRRR!!!"

[owlblocksdavid]

Maybe he did it as an excuse to plead insanity in court?