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[jesterlampoon-tj]

- Mr. Beast got cancelled
- P. Diddy got got
- Asmond cleaned his room
- Nikocado lost weight
Now Chris Chan's got laid AND is having a kid...


The 2020's have been WILD so far.

[grimngruesome]

Finnish girl: "I can fix him"

*Chooses the most difficult option available*

[xXx_cokeycola_xXx]

"blessed be those who dont know" fucking took me out, because holy hell is that a true statement

[slav]

That girl just invented a whole new level of hating your father

[Zel_eo]

I feel like this is how BloodBorne bosses are made...I fear for this world

[IamBarry]

Chris Chan not only got a girl, but got her pregnant? Peanut really was the anchor animal after Harambe died. We've shifted timelines again, -boys- Gentlemen.

[Augustus_Rembrandt]

as a Finnish man, I'm starting to doubt Finnish women's taste in men

[SavantPete]

This kid is going to have life sent on the highest difficulty for no reason 😅

[itsyahboidonnie]

The birth of a Chris Chan child is a sign of the end times

[cobaltprime]

It’s the most horrifying thing I’ve ever heard.
“Chris Chan has reproduced.”
Those words have disturbed me more than anything. And I watch a lot of horror movies and documentaries about disturbing people and events.
I can only hope CPS is called day one. As horrible as the foster care system is, being raised by wolves would be preferable to being raised by Chris Chan. It’s already going to be an uphill battle for the kid having his genetics.
The spawn of Chris Chan is starting life with the worst possible background. Children of corn stars have a better chance at a normal life. Kids that have to live in a bubble will have it better. Crack babies will have less messed up genetics.

May God have mercy on that child.

[Fivespark]

I feel so fucking defeated after hearing this..

[ahiowehfiowjit]

Talk about one of the worst Spawns in history. Your dad being Chris Chan. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

[FrenzyLive]

Chris Chan got more documentaries than 9/11

[thezeddy]

the marketing for the third sonic movie is getting bold

[KalinajCrimer]

Asmongold: what's your excuse?
Me: at this point in my life I don't know

[TrippingwithDari]

If you know anything about Chris-chan lore, he been claiming that God sent him visions in the form of dreams since 8years old he'll have a daughter named Crystal.

and Chris been trying to have his "god-given daughter" since.. and even begged Meghan (from Meghan arc) to be with him to make the prophecy come true.

Chris also eroticized Crystal in his comics as his "sister" in EARLY Sonichu comics...

so chances are Chris would do something bad to his child if its a girl.
if its a boy, he'll likely raise his son as a girl and name it Crystal, to make his prophecy come true.


So things are going to get alot WORSE in Chris-chan lore.

[tuhkapussi]

As a Finn, I am beyond embarrassed. We don't want Chris Chan here, thank you.

[barahng]

Imagine if Chris goes full tradpill and ends up as a normal man with a normal family. The most unexpected turn of events. 😂

[Unknown-szkg]

"Just because you can have a kid, doesn't mean you should".

[saltyk]

Guys. The world ended in 2012. This is Hell.