John Cena if you call Taiwan a country

idk what this one was but it was fun trying out some basic action sequences with @mitsy270 and @RyanTheLeader

john cena aka xohn xina idk he likes ice cream and he likes china

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[ShortHax]

“You can’t Xi me!”
- John Chiena, probably

[thedogfromraditude]

These legends were willing to sacrifice all their social credits to bring us this piece of comedy gold.

[MalformedNPC]

I could watch a full length horror movie based on this. Just John Cena going aggro, ripping people's limbs off, throwing them across rooms.

[synkloites]

as a certified Chinese partly fluent person I can confirm that the mandarin in this video is accurate and correct, not just gibberish

[Joel-Haver]

John Cena when he hears Verse 3 of Yakko’s World

[TheTalentlessWriter]

I heard the President of China became a Cer Spence patron after this video

[MichaelRobertHart]

That distance running shot absolutely killed me. My sides hurt 🤣

[morrishellgrn]

*the fact that this is scarier than most youtube horror videos i've seen*

[jemarcusrusselljr]

I swear to god this is the best sketch yet

[LoganAllec]

does she medically have to live off beans or is it fart fetish

[le_glubbub]

I love how John also is saying it in mandarin

[brentyo]

Bro that John Cena scene where he's running down the street is gonna give me nightmares for years 😂😂

[globalcitizeninvestment]

The running in the alley gets me every time 😂

[Volnixz]

I approve this video, also nothing happened in the year 1989

*+15 social credit score*

[danieldebbarma]

This is the only skit I have to rewatch more than 3times simultaneously not because of it's length but due to it's masterpiece comedy of Xhong xina

[jasonlin]

Genuinely impressed with Spencer’s pronunciation lol

[Croton]

When John Cena becomes a meme again, this time for a totally different reason

[aniruddhmaitra]

"Thai one" had me dead. Lmfao.

[nicoding]

These are the best 90 seconds of Youtube

[chrischain_]

Holy shit the you can't see me at 0:58 as he's running down the alley absolutely wrecked me