'You And What Army?' Compilation by AFX

[alecazam]

Shrek is so powerful that he is the only entity who can reverse the effects using the phrase. As most entities cause the foe to obtain an army, Shrek causes them to lose one.

[rugedas]

Everyone: example of irony.


Shrek: example of sarcasm.

[owl]

"You and who's army?"
"Yo momma's"

Hands down, Ice Cube nailed it.

[Billtendo]

6:54
"You and what army?"
"I don't need an army. Just one monster will do."

[theanothermysteryoso]

Anyone: "You and what army?"
Army: *Let us introduce ourselves*

Shrek: "You and what army?"
Army: *Aight, imma head out...*

[CobiVonSchweetz]

"You had to ask" is sometimes what comes after that quote.

[jhawley]

Tip: the move "you and what army" is highly effective with a 100% chance to summon an army, however if the summoner does not have an army to summon thatn the move will summon the opponents army instead to satisfy the 100% army summon chance.

[The_Great_Letter_E]

Everyone is talking about how shrek caused an army to disappear, but nobody has mentioned how Mr. Electric used THE phrase and summoned one for himself

[nochill]

"You and what army?"

"Look around you krabs*

"Ya plantin grass?"

[HolyChurchofForbiddenTexts]

Lesson learnt:




*Never ask "You and what army" unless you're shrek*

[z.m.n.]

Mr. Krab: HA, you and what army, punk?
Plankton: What army? What army!? Look around you Krab.
Mr. Krab: ...*Your planted grass?*

[abbyroach]

I love Danny Phantom when he said, "You and what toaster?" That was really funny :)

[fracturedyt]

Literally anyone: "You and what army?"


An army: *appears out of nowhere
or plugs

[ronaldking]

"Him and what army"
"... The U.S. Army"
"Ah thats a good one."

[atlanticsquib]

Actually, lesson learned, always ask “you and what army” so your opponent reveals their surprise army pre emptively giving you a chance to decide if it’s worth fighting or running

[corenlavolpe]

I didn't realize how prolific this line of dialogue was. Very interesting seeing all these examples.

[temmierules]

"Dad I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me."
"Oh yeah? Him and what army?"
"The U.S. Army."
"Oh, that's a good army."
I LOVE THAT ONE XD

[julzzville]

Americans: "You and what army?"

British: "You and whose army?"

[millersaur]

*Random army appears*




Except, in Shrek’s case....in which they vanish haha

[rubenherreraaguirre]

Logic in cartoons
Hero: You and what army?
Army: *APPEARS*