Testament: The Order of High Human Review

Testament: The Order of High Human reviewed by Travis Northup on PC.

"Testament: The Order of High Human answers the question: “What would the phrase ‘quantity over quality’ look like if it were turned into a game?” The result is a tedious, frustrating, and cringe-inducing fantasy adventure RPG that goes on so agonizingly long with its bland and confusing story and god-awful combat that it turns its bad ideas into atrocious ones by sheer volume. Throw in an all-star roster of technical issues, and you’ve got the ultimate “Elder Scrolls, but make it hurt” tour de force that will haunt me for even longer than the dozens of hours it already has."

[meph]

100 hours feel short if it's a great game,
10 hours feel like eternity if it's a shitty one.
bless the reviewers for getting through that long 40 hours.

[KitsGravity]

"It's a pretty bad sign when crashes become a welcome reprieve from actually playing the game" Brutal

[fabiokriegerdrumsfkd]

"earn money playing videogames is a dream"
The game you have to review:

[iamdickel]

The pain on finishing a game like this would be like the hardest part of your work

[Wilkenros]

This feels like it was supposed to be a VR game, or maybe a mobile game, but they forgot.

[nerdyjawsh]

IGN is only this brutal when it's an indie game. They dont have to worry about upsetting the big publishers/developers.

[Spearnox]

He suffered so that we could be spared ❤

[ZardozXerxes]

Looks like every VR game, it would probably get a 8/10 in VR.

[bobbyburgess]

Jesus, this makes every piece of shovel ware made by Gilson B. Pondis look like Elden Ring

[frozone-yeah]

Yikes. Safe to say this makes Ed-0 Zombie Uprising, look and play like a masterpiece by comparison. 😬😅

[thatGillessGamer]

Game of the century, everyone! Let's hear it!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[djtomoy]

THis Game is actually a masterpiece, IGN has no idea what they're talking about, GOTY

[armchairracer]

There were definitely some High Humans making this game

[Deru]

Why is he fighting Aizen at the end lol

[billkozac]

0:00 Reminds me of all writing these days. In everything...

[DragonKastle]

makes me really apprewciate skyrim and our modding community. skyrim is improved all the time.

[LLAAPPSSEE]

The piano soundtrack @ 6:58+ sounds nice.

[bleddarkness]

this looks like a clone of "Dark Messiah of Might & Magic", and reviews were not great about it either. 17 years later, a lot of people (me included) still love it, so I'm gonna give Testament a chance too . This review seems too harsh, there are not so many "Dark Messiah" like games , and it's not a must that every indie dev should innovate ; the standards seem higher for indie devs than for AAA ones

[homeboyaaron]

Not gonna lie this doesn’t look that bad

[SirAmicVarze]

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