Tim Cook Unveils Apple Car

Apple CEO, Tim Cook took the stage with a surprising announcement during their March Keynote, and unveiled Apple’s new electric vehicle set to release in 2020. Car

[InfinantGamers]

Needs more parody. People are going to think this is real.

[egoruderico]

Me: Do you have a SUV?
Apple: Did you mean the Apple Car Plus?
Me: smh

[ossme]

Tires sold separately, because everyone got tires on their previous cars.

[bpgaming]

Apple car be like…
When you buy it: goes normal speed
When Apple car 2 comes out: Goes as slow as a 80yr old grandma driving on a highway

[apoorvbajpai]

Hi, Apple car has a flat tire...
Apple care: we recommend you get a new Apple car...😂😂😂

[Andy-lrgx]

Me: Got a flat tire
Genius: sorry sir you have to replace or upgrade your car.

[AngelOfDeath]

IF I was Microsoft I'd make them pay royalties for the use of Windows on their car.

[misterlove]

Let me guess: when your windshield wipers get old, you can't change them, you have to buy another car

[CyberSwitchboard]

Me: "hey Siri, navigate to the nearest Starbucks"
Car: "okay, playing Hey Jude by the Beatles"

[brentfabian]

Charging stations: "Just keep wiggling the cable until it charges"

[jaylensmith]

I’m lowkey impressed. The person who edited this video made the transitions very smooth

[cheddarballs]

Apple car after a couple years: purposely moves slower than a snail bc the apple car 2.0 just came out.

[JACK-OMARI]

Tim Cook, the only guy who uses the word 'transparent' and 'private' in the same sentence.

[jeffscottbowman]

It’s battery only lasts till noon, after that you can drive it around with an extension chord attached.

[coin]

This one will ship without tires because they're assuming everyone still has the 700$ apple wheels from their Mac Pro

[mohammadkamran]

It will not have Windows it will have “Apple openings” with Apple Glass.

[moizaslam]

Unfortunately, the charger doesn’t come with the car😂

[killbeastefootball]

Me: Hey Siri; drive home
Siri: Okay, driving to nearest Portuguese restaurant

[SilvanPierce]

As soon as he said "transparency" as a fundamental for Apple, I lost it 😂😂😂

[mrhats]

“...and we want to make this car affordable for everyone, that’s why we are starting the base price at a low $99, 000...” ~ Tim